The People's Cube - Political Satire

Inspired by the recent US Supreme Court ruling to grant all detainees Habeas Corpus rights, three major American networks are about to launch new legal drama series that feature lawyers litigating in defense of armed Muslim bystanders picked up on the battlefield and wrongly accused of being enemy combatants.

Quick spin-offs of such successful shows as Law & Order and Boston Legal are in the works at ABC and NBC, while CBS promises an original sitcom about a lawyer who not only defends accused terrorists, but is himself a terrorist.

In the words of Boston Legal's creator David E. Kelley, "This court decision gives Hollywood elites a rare opportunity to correct American biases toward terrorists and dispel the notion of a need for global war on terror. As a limousine liberal I have a responsibly, not just to entertain but to influence and guide the world view of the unwashed."

Here is some of what is set to air during the presidential elections in the fall of 2008. Check your local listings.


Jalalabad Legal: A legal drama (spin-off of Boston Legal), set in Jalalabad, Afghanistan, James Spader and William Shatner play Alan Shore and Republican loony tune (aren't they all?) Denny Crane, unlikely kindred spirits who defend Taliban's peaceful workers, peasants, and intelligentsia who have fallen victims to American imperialism. Together they sue the Bush Administratin and mock the US judicial system, all for the benefit of their Wahhabi clients.

Fast-paced and wildly comedic, the series confronts social issues, while it indoctrinates the viewers with correct progressive messages.



Law & Order - Criminal In Tent: A Law & Order spin-off, it follows Guantanamo detainee cases, often ripped from current headlines, from two different viewpoints. The first half of every episode focuses on the tainted and biased investigation, while the second half shines the light on the successful defense in court.

Watch the drama as progressive defense attorneys disrupt and impede US military operations around the globe.



Ali McBeal: A sitcom starring Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat) as Ali McBeal, a terrorist lawyer.

By day he defends terrorist suspects; by night he plans and executes terrorist acts. As lawyer for accused combatants he is given access to information, which he then uses to his advantage.

Hi-jinx and laughter ensue as Ali terrorizes, beheads, and blows up witnesses, judges, and prosecutors.

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Even though this recent court ruling is the most progressive decision since Roe v Wade, surprisingly there are critics.

I've got my Party approved TV ready for all three of these shows. I can't wait to get brain washed again!

Finally, the AmeriKKKan people will be exposed to the Truth about the persecution of Muslim freedom fighters. They will experience the pain and suffering that our brave friends face in their struggle against the Bu$Hitler regime.

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Finally, the AmeriKKKan people will be exposed to the Truth about the persecution of Muslim freedom fighters. They will experience the pain and suffering that our brave friends face in their struggle against the Bu$Hitler regime.

All this comrade can say is "It's about time."

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"I laughed so hard I accidently set off my detonator."
-Ibrahim Hooper

Comrade Hasan wrote:"I laughed so hard I accidently set off my detonator."

Ah yes the al-qaeda version of the spit-take, its why you won't find many Comedy Stores or Chuckle Huts in the middle east.

The various L & O franchises won't have to change their story lines very much. As it stands, the culprit is always either the deranged PTSD vet, the deranged ultra-gung-ho service member, the deranged Christian (note: if there are two self-professed Christians in the plot, place your money on the Evangelical one), or the conservative politician.

Alright, that's it, Comrade. Back to the sensitivity classes for you... you obviously have not yet grasped the dual imperative that neither Islamists, nor their Hollywood apologists, shall ever be impugned, let alone mocked!!!

Did you not get the memo, that the UN has now forbidden any criticism of Islamism??? And as our future overlord, the UN's dictates are always crafted with our own welfare in mind.

Get with the program, Comrade. Geesh!!!

Hey wait a minute! Shouldn't we be able to pick these shows up through our Party issued tin foil hats? Laika? What's the frequency Kenneth?

What happened to "Star Trek: The Next Detonation"? Did it make it out of the concept stage?

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ZB

Next up: Reparations for all Gitmo detainees!

I will start the bidding at ten million dollars per detainee, plus free lifetime medical care and exchange/commissary privileges at any U.S. military base worldwide.

Heck, I'll even make bets on it.

All of that Pinkie. They'll all get Dependents ID cards and stickers for their vehicles too.

Green Cards to Guantanamo Bay Prisoners!

On a different note, this topic is now on the LGF link viewer (top of page). Go there and click on the + next to the topic to bring it up and keep it on the front page, if you think this topic is worth it. The more clicks there are, the longer it stick around driving people to the Cube.

Where is it oh Mighty Cube? I could not find it!

Pup, it's a little tricky to find, but if you click on the green "Link Viewer" toward the top of the page, and then scroll down to find it. I found it on page 4. Didn't help I got distracted by other articles on the way.

When you find it, click on the + sign.

Ah, I found it. I had went there to the links page, but didn't go through enough pages. Can't hide from that shovel you have though eh?

Try this link and scroll down, the title reads "New legal drama series that feature lawyers litigating in defense of armed Muslim bystanders picked up on the battlefield and wr".

I think this list rotates so it may be on a different page before long.

To click on it you have to be logged in. I forgot that it's for members only, and registration is not always open (a protection against trolls). The link is currently moving down because it has only one plus.

Red Square wrote:On a different note, this topic is now on the LGF link viewer (top of page). Go there and click on the + next to the topic to bring it up and keep it on the front page, if you think this topic is worth it. The more clicks there are, the longer it stick around driving people to the Cube.

Drive the masses to the Cube! Compel them to come! Herd them, goad them with sticks, bus them with Ray Nagin's motor pool, just get them here and get them immersed in GroupThink^TM and CorrectSpeak^TM - all for The Greater Good^TM!

Long ago i petitioned the telecommuniations secretariat to create a reality show based on the Guantanamo hostages. My plan would immediately exonerate all the innocents and weed out the (very unlikely) one or two bad eggs.

The show would be called "Deal or No Deal". Each show a "little Eichmann" would be placed in an explosion proof booth with a single infidel combustion unit strapped to its torso. We will get the capitalist subject from the rank and file of the Corporate offices of oil companies. The detonation control unit would go to the contestant, a man drawn from the ranks of the tortured and downtrodden Guantanamo detainees. The detainee will be given the option of a prize or the option of igniting the combustion unit. Of course the contestant will gently place the detonator down and claim his prize every time -- a free trip to any location on Earth. In one fell and righteous swoop we right the wrong of keeping these men caged for no reason and provide them with the freedom AND reparations they deserve. My initial inquiries to PBS and the BBC have been promising.

General Mousey-Tongue wrote: Drive the masses to the Cube! Compel them to come! Herd them, goad them with sticks, bus them with Ray Nagin's motor pool, just get them here and get them immersed in GroupThink^TM and CorrectSpeak^TM - all for The Greater Good^TM!

Comrade Cat, are you
A: Trying to overglorify capitalist leanings with your exaggerated "TM?"
B: Implying that yours "are bigger than ours" and therfore making otheres feel disadvantaged?
C: Showing an unconcious but thoroughly progressive cry for help of a technological nature?

Be careful how you answer Comrade Cat. If you choose correctly, then perhaps I can help you For the Common Good™.

He is just "more equal" than others......

Our local Junior Comrades are working on their own production of "Elian's Island"...

[quote="Comrade Commissar Wahoo"][/quote]


What is this with everyone just appointing themselves Commissar? It took months of seriously hard sucking up....work, before the Party deemed me worthy of being a Commissar. Now new comrades come in here and just assume they can be commissars! What has happened to Party Discipline?

Indeed, Pupovich. Some of us hold numerous Party awards and even the coveted Beet of the Week, yet have not felt the need to deck ourselves out with self-awarded titles.

I think evil KKKapitalism and KKKompetiton is KKKreeping into our Utopia..... MAybe we need another Purge?

Comrades...
These new shows on the propaganda medium of television are all well and good, however, where is the parts where Comrade Obama comes in and saves the day? When does Comrade Obama enter the scene with a Kenyan people's costume on and begins kicking down steel doors and freeing our brother jihadists- comrades? Where is the part that shows Comrade Obama freeing the capitalists of their gold and guns?
In the same vein...where is it written in their scripts that Comrade Lenin rises from his sepulchre and joins Comrade Obama in a court scene. In this scene Comrades Lenin and Obama try and convict all of those vicious American guards who coddled the people's heroes day and night.
As you can see, Comrades, these television shows lack the proper heroes. The glorious liberal revolution and it's great leader, Obama, must someway be incorporated into these shows. Perhaps we could have a triple shot.....picturing Comrade Obama flanked by Idi Amin and Mugabe. Comrades in arms...all of them.
Yes...these shows do not go far enough to reveal the nature of the true liberal-communist revolution and who are the real heroes of this movement. Soon , the facist regime will fall and communism with all of it's glory, will erupt all over the senate and we will bring Amerika into the fold of red glory.
If all of that does not come true.........then we will pretend to be the loyal opposition for four more years.

To be fair, the Obama is busy with his own show....

From Patriot Art

That covers it nicely Comrade Maksim!

Comrades,

This is fine progressive programming, but our translators here in Pyongyang do not always do their best, and no more native English speakers have been willing to stay in the True Workers' Paradise since that one guy went to Japan with his wife, where he work as and in a curio shop.

I cannot wait for the inevitable Canuckistani Braodcasting Corporation knock-offs of these educational programs, which will be more progressive still. It's about time the MSM, running dog lackeys of Corporate AmeriKKKa, get some real competition!

Anshal'obama!

Looks like they're making those little paper snowflakes for the "seasonal celebrations".

I was reading some comments about the patient that died on floor of hospital while ignored and was shocked to discover a major security leak!


Solid826 (8 minutes ago)

There is mercury and cancer in the vaccines cancer used to be 1 in 33 now it is 1 in 3, flouride in some city water lowers IQ usully The propaganda like Fox News, CNN, NBC, ABC and CBS uses cognitive dissonance while having the flicker rate on the television at the exact frequency of hypnosis, while fogging the room, with around 8 TVs behind the host and a ticker at the bottom all Pentagon designed war against America and the world analyzed in Alex Jones - Subliminals, Brainwaves & Pentagon TV.

I demand the security organs find this Solid826 immediately and follow the appropriate protocols for his revealing this technology!

Yeah, the Supreme Court is shredding the Constitution by failing to respect Bush's right to detain and torture people while denying them habeus corpus for as long as he wants... You people are retarded douchebags.

Jack Baney wrote:Yeah, the Supreme Court is shredding the Constitution by failing to respect Bush's right to detain and torture people while denying them habeus corpus for as long as he wants... You people are retarded douchebags.

Spoken like the true the Constipational Legal Stool you are.

Then after you apply US laws and confer US rights on non-citizens in foreign lands for actions outside the US legal system, you can send the ACLU legal squads into Riyadh, Rangoon, Caracas, and Beijing to protect their citizens from unjust detention, real torture, and frightening abuses of their God-given human rights.

Or is your perception of reality so severely limited by your hatred of the Bush-Hitler character from the daily media's morality play that you have no tolerance of other's satire?

Jack Baney wrote:Yeah, the Supreme Court is shredding the Constitution by failing to respect Bush's right to detain and torture people while denying them habeus corpus for as long as he wants... You people are retarded douchebags.

Sticks & stones Jack Baney- Everyone knows we are false cognates, not douchebags!

Up there with Little Mosque on the Prairie...

I'm not joking... https://www.cbc.ca/littlemosque/

... uh huh... and give it a few secs... there's sound too!...

... Huh?... what?... nothing...

Toast is burning
SMO
Retarded Douchebag

Hey... whatever happened to Iran's Next Top Martyr?...

Tiglath-Pileser wrote:Then after you apply US laws and confer US rights on non-citizens in foreign lands for actions outside the US legal system, you can send the ACLU legal squads into Riyadh, Rangoon, Caracas, and Beijing to protect their citizens from unjust detention, real torture, and frightening abuses of their God-given human rights.

It's very unfortunate that I have to point this out to you, but the U.S. government is responsible for the treatment of the prisoners it apprehends, regardless of whether or not these prisoners are U.S. citizens and whether or not they are accused of committing crimes in foreign lands. And the U.S.--being a country that prides itself on respecting human rights--should respect the human rights of the prisoners for whom it is responsible. However, the U.S. government is not responsible for prisoners in Riyadh, Rangoon, Caracas, or Beijing, and it does not have a responsibility to protect their human rights. These prisoners, unfortuantely, are the responsibility of governments that do not pride themselves on respecting human rights, and they are beyond the help of ACLU lawyers.

Tiglath-Pileser wrote:Or is your perception of reality so severely limited by your hatred of the Bush-Hitler character from the daily media's morality play that you have no tolerance of other's satire?

Nah, I tolerate you. I'm not trying to shut you up, am I?

(Forgot to post my name.)

Also, for what it's worth, I think you can make a good case that anyone who has ever posted any political opinion on the Internet is a douchebag.

Jack Baney wrote:Yeah, the Supreme Court is shredding the Constitution by failing to respect Bush's right to detain and torture people while denying them habeus corpus for as long as he wants... You people are retarded douchebags.

the constitution gives habeas corpus to detainees Terrorism is war Torture is
official policy No more under-inflated
basketballs No more scented soap No one has ever kept prisoners for
the duration of a war! Bush is a retarded douche-bag
splurrrrrt

evict/impeach

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:Up there with Little Mosque on the Prairie...

I'm not joking... https://www.cbc.ca/littlemosque/

... uh huh... and give it a few secs... there's sound too!...

... Huh?... what?... nothing...

Toast is burning
SMO
Retarded Douchebag

Wow! Progress being made up north! That is Canadistan TV correct?

Dennis T Mccullough wrote:

Jack Baney wrote:Yeah, the Supreme Court is shredding the Constitution by failing to respect Bush's right to detain and torture people while denying them habeus corpus for as long as he wants... You people are retarded douchebags.

the constitution gives habeas corpus to detainees Terrorism is war Torture is
official policy No more under-inflated
basketballs No more scented soap No one has ever kept prisoners for
the duration of a war! Bush is a retarded douche-bag
splurrrrrt

evict/impeach

Comrades... the Kool Aid line forms to the left. Don't forget to bring your shovels.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:Up there with Little Mosque on the Prairie...

I'm not joking... https://www.cbc.ca/littlemosque/

... uh huh... and give it a few secs... there's sound too!...

... Huh?... what?... nothing...

Toast is burning
SMO
Retarded Douchebag

Wow! Progress being made up north! That is Canadistan TV correct?

Yes... it has been on for at least one season, maybe two now... I'm usually so busy I don't have time to watch it, but I believe it may actually be entering its third...

Jack Baney wrote:Also, for what it's worth, I think you can make a good case that anyone who has ever posted any political opinion on the Internet is a douchebag.

Welcome to the club, douche troll

Sister Massively Opiated wrote: Yes... it has been on for at least one season, maybe two now... I'm usually so busy I don't have time to watch it, but I believe it may actually be entering its third...

Dear Lenin! The progressiveness of our Canadian comrades brings tears to my eyes. Why not us? Why not us?

Hey!!!
Can someone locate that Fatima in the video who wants to publish her own cookbook?
I need to test her cooking skills (actually, I want to plagiarize her recipes...hehehe!)
It is certainly challenging to produce tasty gruel...oops...I mean gourmet cuisine from beets and potatoes. ( No Sir, I am NOT complaining)

faithfully yours until "endtimes"
Proletarian

Dennis T Mccullough wrote:

Jack Baney wrote:Yeah, the Supreme Court is shredding the Constitution by failing to respect Bush's right to detain and torture people while denying them habeus corpus for as long as he wants... You people are retarded douchebags.

the constitution gives habeas corpus to detainees Terrorism is war Torture is
official policy No more under-inflated
basketballs No more scented soap No one has ever kept prisoners for
the duration of a war! Bush is a retarded douche-bag
splurrrrrt

evict/impeach

Hey everybody, speaking of basketballs; has anyone heard about the Obamessiah's plan to convert the Whitehouse bowling alley into a basketball court? I hear he has had this remodeling project in mind for some time now. Too bad, I bowl much better than I play basketball.....but of course I will do my personal best toi learn the Messiah's favorite game!

PRAISE BE TO THE OBAMESSIAH! Always thinking about the health of the masses!

Saracuda is a basketball player too.

Obama / Palin basketball tournament is a show that I'm sure everyone will want to see. Best reality TV evah!

I'd watch that.

Of course, I watched the Biden-Palin debate, too.
(I was disappointed that Joe wasn't visibly drunk--that would have been tops!)

Yeah, the Supreme Court is shredding the Constitution by failing to respect Bush's right to detain and torture people while denying them habeus corpus for as long as he wants... You people are retarded douchebags.

Welcome almighty douche bag, keep on listening to Comrade Chris Matthews and Comrade Keith Olbermann, for your daily indoctrination.