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Halloween Decoration:
Scary Barry The Thin-Skinned President. Criticize him and see what horrors await you. (Your children and grandchildren will be paying for this for generation to come).

TRICK OR TAX

SEE OUR OTHER PRODUCTS:

- Genghis Rahm
- Joe Biden "The Hair Plug Folfman"
- Nancy Pelosi "The Incredible Stretching Woman"

Comrades,

I had an oppressive transparent plastic male snap-together version of this as a child. How relieved I am to see others will be scarred for life by a less threatening and offensive version of heroic--nay, deific--proportions.

What was that game where you retrieved bits from a patient but if your pincers made contact with the metal outlines, the nose would glow red and there would be a loud buzz? I think it would be a great way to address the shortage of medical professionals by simplifying and streamlining medical school, thereby reducing waste in obtaining qualifications for ObamaCare providers.

Operation. That was its name.

Indeed, who needs to waste all that time in medical school learning all those intricate procedures? Just level the playing field so ANYONE can become a doctor. That will cut the costs. See, there won't be any rationing of care. We'll just screw everything up so bad that the patient will die.

Hmm... but then we would have to initiate a massive Malpractice Insurance Reform. But if we can fool the Amerikans into getting ObamaCare passed, getting this passed will be a cinch.

Excellent! Obama is fulfilling his campaign promise for more "transparency"!

This great ad doesn't list specific horrors that await you. I think I know one:

If you become close to him he will throw you under the bus.

A few spelling errors:
Nancy Pelosi: The IncredIble Stretching WomAn.

Nice poster!

Komradka Katrina

Thanks, Komsomolka Katrina!

I updated Maksim's poster and while I was at it, changed the fonts a little too. I love it! Posting it in my front yard will scare the Ghosts of Republican Past away!

"Folfman"?

(Sorry...)

Does this make me eligible for the Spelling and Grammar Secret Police?

EXECUTIVE ORDER # 86 CCCP 09879856:

Komsomolka Olga Katrina is hereby promoted to Kommissarka of Secret Spelling and Grammar Organs

I will carry out my new responsibilities with gratitude and lots of red ink.
And red tape while I'm at it. It's the Party(TM) way.

Komradka Katrina
Kommissarka of Secret Spelling and Grammar Organs
Police Division

Comrades, I wish to see these other products in the Halloween portfolio. Particularly the hair plug wolfman.

Turboski.

Thanks Olga for the spellcheck, and thanks to Red for the fix. And yes, you both can split my ration of beets and vodka.

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:What was that game where you retrieved bits from a patient but if your pincers made contact with the metal outlines, the nose would glow red and there would be a loud buzz?

As Olga pointed out, that was "Operation" and you've just given me an idea. Remember during the campaign last year, when Obama said he would use a scalpel whereas McCain would use a hatchet on the budget?

I propose a new version of this game, the Obama version. The object is to trim $100 million from the overall budget without hitting the third rails of Social Security, Medicare, special interest groups, et al.

We can also make an Obamacare version, in which the object is to pay for Obamacare by cutting fraud and waste from Medicare, though I'm still not sure how it's going to work.

But it sure sounds good!

And just like the original Operation taught us so much about anatomy, this new version will teach a whole new generation of kids how our government works . . . and why Obama is so smart.

Halloween is surely the perfect expression of Progressivism.

Free candy <i>or else</i>.

If I had a heart, it would be warm right now.

Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:A few spelling errors:
Nancy Pelosi: The IncredIble Stretching WomAn.

Comradette Katrina,

Thank you for refreshing my memory of Operation. Staying with toys, perhaps my old gel-filled Stretch Armstrong (I think there was a product liability suit against the doll) was actually Nancy at her physical prime, able to reach into any pocket anywhere.

Obama's Health Care Czar demonstrates a new
public option medical training device recently purchased
from the Cuban Escuela Latinoamericana de Ciencias
Medical Training Center as part of the new
Friendship and Solidarity with our International Socialist
Brothers Trade Agreement.

Obamariffic!

Speaking of thin skinned and supeficial, anyone see the blog http://mrs-o.org/

And this just screams PHOTOSHOP me (or is it just the O-Face)
<br>From: http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2009/10 ... -form.html



any takers?

Here's my quick take on it...

Partitioned Pasternak wrote:Halloween is surely the perfect expression of Progressivism.

Free candy <i>or else</i>.


If I had a heart, it would be warm right now.

Surely, the best time to teach our Young Ones the Way of Wealth Redistribution....

Uhhh... now that Halloween's come and gone, anybody remember where the Dear Leader left his epidermis? Winter's coming, after all, and Global Climate Change or not, he ought to dress in layers.

Pasternak, with Comrades Nanski Peloski and Babs Boxer in Congress, it's Halloween 24/7. Why would you assume that they would lose their charm just because they have to go back into their coffins?

Well, Most Equal and Proportionately Enlightened Commissar Theocritus, I had assumed that the Equal and Appropriately Beloved Nanski would at least take a brief recess to find a new embalmer.

The last guy Her Nanskiness used didn't really do that well.

P.S. How's my toadying? I'm new to The Party and I want to make a good impression/don't want to end up re-reeducated. Once was enough.

Seriously. I can go lower, if need be.

You're doing fine, Pasternak, you're doing fine. At your rate in no time at all you'll have your first denouncement. Sometimes I take the lead in denouncing people but the one with the flair for it is Pupovich.

That's because he just loves being denounced himself. At least once a year I heave a gargantuan sigh and say to myself, "Well, Theocritus, you might as well do it. The whining won't stop until you denounce Pupovich. <i>Again</i>"

That's because he's so good at countering denunciation. He parades around, showing his chops, and just loves the attention.

Here's a word to the wise. When you get denounced, just be sure to grovel and bow and scrape and let everyone know that you've been keeping notes on what they've been doing.

As Mae West said, "When you're young, keep a diary. When you're old, it'll keep you."

I DENOUNCE PARTIONED PASTERNAK ON TWO COUNTS, TO WHIT:

Uhhh... now that Halloween's come and gone, anybody remember where the Dear Leader left his epidermis?

This is a clear violation fo Party General Order No. 14/77409-2X (Special Plenary Session Second Series) 2008, which clearly states that a question mark may not be used in any sentence regarding the Beloved Obama with the sole exception of sentences invoking wonder, adulation and/or praise, for example: "Barack Obama...is the any way he could BE more wonderful?"

and

P.S. How's my toadying? I'm new to The Party and I want to make a good impression/don't want to end up re-reeducated. Once was enough.

Seriously. I can go lower, if need be.

An entirely unfounded claim of being more equal in the realm of self-abasing toadyism.

Happy now?

Betinov, do you think that we ought to arrange a session with Rahm Emanuel for Pasternak? Dear Rahm can impress anyone, like the time he was with friends--he has some, I promise--and he was calling off the names of enemies. Of the state, of course. He'd call off a name and stab the table with a knife. "Dead!"

What a wonderful commissar. I'm so glad that AmeriKKKa is heading in the way of the true police state.

Ah! My first denouncement! I can feel the shame flowing through me like the mighty Volga!

THANK YOU SIR, YOUR KORREKTION VALIDATES ME!!

Most Equal and Deservedly though not Excessively Feared Comrade Betinov, we don't really need to get the Particularly Equal and Not at All Exploitative (or is that Gloriously Exploitative?) Commissar Rahm involved, do we?

We have much in common, you and I. Sure, I'm a diced parsnip in a bowl next to half a lime, and you're a pickled brain, but I have it on good authority that we're both renowned vegetables, at least when it comes to political thought. Come to that, so's Commissar Rahm.

My "I can go lower" comment was not in reference to my toadying ability. Of course not! I'm equally gifted as any Party bootlicker. I meant that I could lower the metaphorical Drawbridge of KKKapitalism and let in the Glorious Invading Army of Hope.

Preemptive surrender is always a good tactic, yes?

By the way, oh Apogee of Equality Betinov, need your jar polished? Can I freshen your preservative fluid? Cerebellum rub? I would so love to be of use to a made prog, I really really would.

Same goes for you, Theocritus. If you ever need a pike sharpener or mustache waxer, I'm your veggie.

Ah. The sweet sound of a lickspittle toadeater. But do bear in mind, Pasternak, that you are only a lickspittle toadheater here <i>in camera</i>. Out in the real world you must stride proudly in your jackboots, and cry at every opportunity, "It's for the children(tm)" and "Universal health care(tm)" and "I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to get a job(tm)" which will not be heard if you've been blubbering for the Children and Health care.

I should report this criticism to our Beloved Leadewr as soon as possible! Reduced to a Halloween Favor!?! Why, this is a firing-squad-punishment offence!! Next thing we know, these subverters will replace the "bobbing bird" with a "Bobbing Obama"! Disgraceful!!!

Superkommissar Maksim, it's no wonder you're a "superkommisser". Indeed, another work of great progressive art. This might also make it much easier for the Republipukes, Rush and Beck to get under Obama's skin though, don't ya think?
(maybe his nuu-nuu's should be covered for delicacy sake? Just a thought)

This would make a glorious blow up doll to be used for all festive occasions. Add a Santa Cap Winter Solstice finery for December, a cute display for Halloween Fall Solstice, and lovely greeting cards for those home-bound (taking their aspirin, instead of undergoing expensive surgery).