The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades,

I have unearthed the missing article from The Communist Manifesto. Never before read...until now. Marx and Engels did not want this to be known. Now we know why Communism is preferred among the many, straight or gay, and why they prefer it over evil Capitalism. Enjoy this lost treasure...

The Communist Manifesto (1848)
By Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
V: The Fisting Guide: A Progressive Pleasure to Rape the Bourgeoisie Oppression

What Is Fisting?
Most people know what fingering is; whether in the vagina or anus, it's tremendously enjoyable to stroke someone inside. (Fingers up a man's anus, if aimed properly, will tickle his prostate gland, which feels AMAZINGLY good... just a little tip! Thank you, Friedrich. “You're welcome Marx.”). People are generally comfortable with the idea of fingering with more than one finger, but not as many have been exposed to the idea of communal inserting a whole hand into the vagina or anus, which is, in its simplest terms, what fisting is.

Yes, it's anatomically possible, and yes, it can be extremely pleasurable, as both of us experienced (Shhh Marx, don't let them know about our relationship). You generally can get your whole communal hand inside your partner's vagina, and some people, male and female, homosexual or heterosexual, are able to accommodate a hand in their anus. For those who are into massive penetration, nothing is a bigger turn-on. No experience is necessary - for either of you; but for vaginal fisting, if your partner is a little roomy, or has given birth in the past, you'll have an easier time. In any case, you need to start off slow and work your way up to the communal fist.

A few words of caution before you roll up your sleeves and plunge in: fisting can result in injury to the fistee if not done properly. You do not make a fist and ram it home. Fisting is one of the most intimate and complete ways to touch another human being, it is something that has to be worked up to slowly and gently, in order to convert one to our movement. Not everyone is able or willing to accept fisting and our movement, thus, respect that fact and never force participation, use pursuance. However, if pursuance does not work, then by all means use force. In addition, the anus is designed as a one-way system and many members of the medical community argue that any kind of excessive activity that over-stretches the anus can/will result in damage to the area. We disagree with such kapitalist propaganda. Fisting is our way of accepting one to the Party.

There have been many talks about fisting in the collectivist world, talking about the proper technique, the safety concerns, the fantastic feeling of openness and connection, the magical plane that two people fisting can attain. It's an incredibly intense way to make love and convert one to Communism.

Trust and communication between partners is essential, and tons of communal lube helps a lot, too. Respect your partner's limits and pain threshold for Communism. The following guide is intended for consenting (or forcible rape) adult-on-adult or adult-on-child or child-on-child partners who wish to engage in this act, and we assume no responsibility for possible injuries caused by, or to, those attempting it. Never under estimate the power of communal fisting as we Marx and Engels experienced.

Some Safety Issues

1. First of all, cut and file all your nails until every finger is as smooth as it could possibly be. Your fingers will be in some very delicate places. Places that may not have pain receptors. You want to make sure you minimize all chance of causing damage.
   
2. Use gloves, or if your prefer having communal fecal matter, then do not use gloves. Rough is always better anyhow.
   
3. You will probably want to clean your anus or vagina. Then again, dirty communal excrement is always welcomed in the Party.

Now How Do You Do It?

Get Him/Her Ready.
Make sure your partner is relaxed, turned on, and comfortable about the ideas of Utopia. Use a mixture of sensual fantasies associated with Utopia. When a woman becomes aroused, her vagina relaxes, expands and lengthens; all very important for accommodating a fist.

For anal fisting, the anus must be similarly relaxed. If the receiver is not relaxed, forcing a large object like a fist in could be very painful, thus, make sure to relax, and take it slowly.

Use Communal Lubing.
Even the wettest vagina can use some extra juice during fisting; the more, the better, we encourage spreading the wealth of lube around. The anus produces no natural lubricant, so an artificial one is mandatory! A glove can also reduce friction and is a good idea for safer communal sex purposes. Then again, we do encourage spreading diseases as well, for communal purposes.

Use lots of lube, as mentioned, the more, the better wealth of lube. Push it in with your fingers. Make a huge mess. Get it all over your hand, the back of your hand, between your fingers. Keep applying it as you go. You can't have too much lube.

Some people like jelly - others say it dries out too quickly, who cares? We are converting people to Communism.

Start Communal Fisting Slow.
Start with one or two fingers and work your way up to three and then four. Most people need some time to further relax their muscles, and some may require several stretching sessions, over weeks or even months, before you can actually get your fist in.

Go slowly. Start with one finger and work up. Do not rush. Be sensitive to your partner's feelings and empathies. Remember, this is for social justice. You are trying to persuade part of their body to open for you, to admit part of you deeply inside it. The energy will move back and forth, and you'll ride it, coaxing and pushing, in and out, moving your partner into a trance. Keep communicating with your partner; help them to relax and demonstrate some empathy if they are a little uncomfortable at first.

If this is anal fisting and your partner's anus suddenly hits their limit, you'll know; their orifice will clench tight-shut suddenly. Do not pull out immediately. Stay right where you are until the contraction ends, then start pulling out. You can pull a muscle or two if you try to back out in the middle of a reaction like that. If this happens, it's ok; you'll know to go slower next time.

The Fist Inside.
When you reach five fingers, you're almost there. Now is when you want to be most sensitive and most aware. Your partner is going to be flying on pain and progressive pleasure; a sudden flinch and you'll find the vagina or anus doesn't want you anymore. If so, respect that - and pull out. But if your partner wants it, then you'll slip your knuckles inside, folding your thumb inside your fingers, and your hand will naturally form an elongated fist. You do not need to clench your hand or anything else. This makes your hand into a wedge shape that allows you to gradually stretch your partner open as you press on. Apply steady but slow pressure.

Let Him/Her Lead.
Listen to your partner and let her/him tell you when to push, when to back off, when to add more fingers, and when it's too much. Fisting can cause muscle and tissue injuries if you go too fast or too hard. Some discomfort during fisting is normal, but you have to take her/his word on the difference between a good hurt and a bad hurt.

All The Way In.
The knuckles are the widest part of the hand and the most difficult part to get past the opening of the vagina/anus. You'll probably run into resistance at that point. Wait until your partner is ready before making the big push. He/she may be able to help by bearing down. Once your knuckles slip past the ring of muscles around the vaginal/anal entrance, the pressure will ease off. Now roll your hand into a fist.

Voilà!
At this point, your partner may or may not want you to make gentle pumping movements with your fist inside him/her, or stimulate the clit/penis etc. Fisting can produce extremely intense sensations, so ask him/her what feels good. When you're done, make your hand into the wedge shape again, and gently slide out slowly and naturally.

Proletariats, now the real fun begins, explore, entice, pleasure your partner's vagina or anus. We must persuade our fellow Proletariats, and even the Bourgeoisie, to convert them our movement and Utopia.

Fisters of the world, Unite!