4/4/2006, 12:12 pm
This RaceCard first appeared on Lindsog.com - but is now part of a commercial message issued by our friends at HipHopRepublican.com (Republicans while Black) - complete with customer testimonials!
Are you Black and got pulled over going 40 in a 25 mph speed limit? Then the RaceCard may be just the thing for ya! Have you ever found yourself walking while Black? Eating while Black? Or perhaps mugging someone while Black? Hitting an officer while Black? If so, child, you have come to the right place!
Get your RaceCard today! It's a free product, so hurry while America still feels your pain! Don't take our word for it - read customer testimonials!
I have been ordering from you for about 40 years now and find your products to be of top quality and your service quick and efficient. The RaceCard is a must have!
- Rev Jessie Jackson
Thank you for the quick service I received this month on my order, especially with the elections at hand. I got caught on tape punching a cop - but thank God for the RaceCard! Without it my ass would be in jail. The Race Card is a must have and I will be ordering many, many, more of them!
- Rep. Cynthia McKinney
I use the RaceCard product in my ministry. I have tried several products but the RaceCard is the best. And it's always on time! Thank you for a free product for every occasion!
- Rev. Al Sharpton
Ooh child things are gonna get easier now that I got my RaceCard!
- Congresswoman Maxine Waters
Jesse said:
It's Ok for a cop to whack
if he talks back
and you are Black
Identification pins
are certainly a sin
Now get me some juice
and where's my gin?
(I'll have a Budweiser if you can't find the gin.)
P.S. Stay outta the Bushes!
Get your RaceCard today! It's a free product, so hurry while America still feels your pain! Don't take our word for it - read customer testimonials!
Customer Testimonials
- Rev Jessie Jackson
- Rep. Cynthia McKinney
- Rev. Al Sharpton
- Congresswoman Maxine Waters
Jesse said:
It's Ok for a cop to whack
if he talks back
and you are Black
Identification pins
are certainly a sin
Now get me some juice
and where's my gin?
(I'll have a Budweiser if you can't find the gin.)
P.S. Stay outta the Bushes!
