The People's Cube - Political Satire

YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER in Obama National Redistributors Clearing White House BFD Sweepstakes! (No qualifications required to enter, win, or do anything whatsoever!)

BARACK OBAMA: a tax on a nation that can't do math.

Today's BFD winners: Mr. & Mrs. Suckers. They are happy because they think they are holding a big check. But it is not. The small print at the bottom says: "This is not a check. This is a Bill of Goods. You are now in debt in the amount of $15,125,898,976,397."

I MAY already be a winner???? Comrade, thanks to Barack Obama, we are ALL winners.

Yes, Kamerad Opiate is entirely politically correct: In fact, Who Can Be A Loser in The Glorious World Of Next Tuesday? Our New World Order has no such notions as "success" (ptui!) or "Failure" (impossible, impossible, impossible...)

Isn't that the message of The Peoples' Cube? That everyone is totally equal in every way?

I won my BFD check 15 years ago. Thank you Comrade Obama without you I would not be the glorious Commissar that I am today. And it's all for The Children...

A more equal future awaits.

Hail Obama!