4/5/2012, 2:40 pm
A New York judge will soon resolve these previously unanswered questions in a hearing brought by a relentless neo-civilizationist Pamela Geller against a group of peaceful fundamentalists from Palestine and neighboring oil-rich countries, as well as American pro-savage activists, whose only fault was to run a series of ads in American cities that call for peace, love, and the destruction of Israel.
"Free speech in America is dead," says bitterly Mohammed Mohammed, the Chief Executions Officer of SupportTheSavage.org - a radically peaceful website that distributes printed materials showing cardboard cutouts of smiling suicidal Jews next to the words "End U.S. military aid to Israel and push the pig-monkeys into the sea."
"What is the meaning of this freedom of yours if we can't even plaster America's subway stations with 'Death to the Jews' posters without Pamela Geller countering it with a biased, pro-civilization billboard?" he continues in his charmingly disarming accent.
He refers, of course, to a controversial anti-savage poster proposed by Pamela Geller to New York's Metropolitan Transit Authority: In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.
According to our sources, the MTA and the New York Times are now being bombarded with other anti-savage ad submissions coming from various subversive neo-civilizationist groups (Neo-Civs)
"I am proud of my savage heritage," says Mr. Mohammed. "And I am deeply offended by Geller's insinuation that a savage somehow doesn't deserve the support of New York straphangers."He adds: "But Allah be praised, the famously open-minded MTA has rejected that hateful ad, seeing it as a direct insult to all savages on New York subways.
"I and my team of covert media manipulators have worked very hard on redefining the meaning of savagery as 'differently civilized.' It is frustrating to see our multi-million-dollar efforts squandered only because people like Pamela Geller have a grotesquely selfish craving for life and liberty. Why can't she be more like your Mayor Bloomberg and other New Yorkers?" wonders Mr. Mohammed.
Standing on the steps to United Sates Courthouse in Manhattan, he scans the city skyline with his sad, brooding eyes, making mental notes about the landmarks in need of controlled demolition.
"All we want is to do the right thing and turn America into a subsidiary of the coming global caliphate," he sighs. "Is that too much to ask?"
A group of sympathetic New Yorkers from various progressive organizations have come to the courthouse with their spontaneously pre-printed signs, in order to support Mr. Mohammed's right to the ritualistic slaughter of the unbelievers, and to help him prevent people like Geller from speaking their minds.
The group's organizer, wearing a red bandanna with an artistically stenciled hammer and sickle, weighs in: "Today's rally is part of our effort to help all Muslims of the world to accept our definition of them as an oppressed minority under the umbrella of international Marxism."
"As a Jew, I'm somewhat ambivalent about their obsession with Jew killing," he added. "But their disdain for Western bourgeois morals makes them a great asset in our revolutionary struggle. The opportunity to recruit 1.2 billion Muslim comrades is just too good to let go. And if that means watching a few million Jews pushed into the sea, I say it's for the greater good. We'll sort our philosophical differences after the Western civilization collapses. I think."
Some of this support comes in the form of propaganda posters that expand on Mr. Mohammed's original idea. Relying on imagery that has become part of popular culture, these signs make it easier for most Americans to swallow the message.
APPENDIX 1: Progressive Pro-Savage Propaganda posters.
APPENDIX 2: Subversive anti-savage posters made by neo-civilizationists.
Mystery item No. 1
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