The People's Cube - Political Satire

I am appalled at so-called "progressive" Paul Krugman calling for a mere 91% tax rate! It's as if he thinks the rich should be allowed to keep anything beyond what middle class Americans make. Where did he go wrong? Simple. He doesn't come here to this web site often enough to have his weak liberalism purged and replaced with strong communism.

Is anyone wiser than Rousseau? Of course not! Hey, Krugman, listen up to some muscular socialism from a real progressive!

"Would you give Stability™ to the state? Then bring the extremes as closely together as possible. Tolerate neither wealthy persons nor beggars."

That's Rousseau, and he's way smarter than you, professor.

So, what is to be done? Like all progressives, true progressives, I deeply resent people who achieve and excel beyond the middle class American, that is, beyond me. Therefore, the tax rate for all who make more than minimum wage should be 100%! Take it all! Only then will we have Stability™ when the government of infallible and superior legislators divides up the money and redistributes it to the oppressed masses (meaning me).

I feel betrayed, punched in the stomach, gasping for air. Who could allow the rich to keep anything of what they wrung from the bleeding lips of the widows and orphans!? Who's going to pay for my phone, my gas, my mortgage (not sure what that is, but I know I shouldn't have to pay for it)?

I say we reeducate the sellouts! FORWARD!!

FORWARD! indeed, Comrade - and with the new Infinite Debt Ceiling™ there's no reason we all can't be living like, well, kings. At least we progs. Well, at least we ELITE progs, if you know what I mean.

Thank Goodness Allah Hussein that The Most Brilliant Geniuses Among Us™ have identified "profits" (ptui, ptui) as "The Exploitation Of The Helpless Masses For The Enrichment Of The 'Lucky' Few."

And just wait until I my collective overruns those kulak revanchist Home Fortresses: My Our first step will be to steal their sweet sweet evil Ferrari automobiles... For the greater good of our beet collective, of course.

Paul Krugman discovers money tree.

You commies. I swear. Always trying to out do each other. When you're on the left there's always somebody to the left of left of you... with a bigger gun. The line of people to the left of you ends with the most ruthless cutthroat sadistic maniac. The line doesn't go any further left than him. He has no qualms about actually using his gun. He wins all ideological arguments.

That's the fate of the left. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

$.$. Halliburton wrote:You commies. I swear. Always trying to out do each other. When you're on the left there's always somebody to the left of left of you... with a bigger gun. The line of people to the left of you ends with the most ruthless cutthroat sadistic maniac. The line doesn't go any further left than him. He has no qualms about actually using his gun. He wins all ideological arguments.

That's the fate of the left. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

He/She may be a ruthless, cutthroat, sadistic maniac, but at least he/she is our useful idiot ruthless, cutthroat, sadistic maniac!
Maybe the collective should sponsor a non-competitive social function to find the most ruthless, cutthroat, sadistic maniac amongst the party. Then we can send him/her to discuss why the people demand that extra 9% that our disillusioned comrade Krugman thinks that the 1% deserve.
UP YOURS, KRUGMAN! I DEMAND YOU WORK HARDER TO SUPPORT ME!
When I get some all of his money, I'm going to start a collection of beets that are shaped like Dear Leader ™