The People's Cube - Political Satire

Our friend Jared McAndersen at The Looking Spoon has sent us a set of pictures, which we somewhat rearranged for easier viewing. See our definition of zero-sum principle below.

Zero-Sum Principle

Cornerstone of progressive economics and ethics. Collectively, all losses and gains sum to zero. Your loss is our gain, and your gain is our loss. Whatever you own, it is at our expense. You owe your property to us by the virtue of you owning it. Losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is immoral and selfish. A society of losers is happy and moral. In this sense, the Unites States is the worst society in the world. Americans eat because other people starve. On our planet with limited resources, the most ethical thing one can do is stop eating and starve to death. Bourgeois ideologues will lie to you that economy is a non-Zero-Sum game and that capitalism creates wealth without making others poor. Such lies must be silenced and mercilessly eradicated.

If we cut Obama in half then we'd have two crumbs. That would be good, right?

$.$. Halliburton wrote:If we cut Obama in half then we'd have two crumbs. That would be good, right?

Nope, we'd have two quarter-wits.

So socialism is a very crummy version of Jesus parting of the loaves.

Actually, advanced socialism (on the way to hard communism, hopefully) reminds me more of the glorious French Revolution and how many heads were parted from bodies.

But only the bad ones.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Actually, advanced socialism (on the way to hard communism, hopefully) reminds me more of the glorious French Revolution and how many heads were parted from bodies.

But only the bad ones.

Why did they stop? Was it because they ran out of other people's heads?

Dedhedvedev wrote:Why did they stop? Was it because they ran out of other people's heads?

Seriously, yes, pretty much - when they ran out of dissidents and enemies they started chopping each others' heads off.

An excellent commentary and history of the French Revolution is to be found within Ann Coulter's book "Demonic" - I highly recommend it.

Liberty, Equality, and Brotherhood for all!

Paraphrased:

$.$. Halliburton wrote:Cut Obama in half --> two crumbs, right?

That sounds correct, but could be risky because regrowth (like worms & slugs do) into 2 emperors might occur. Who knows what kind of being that Barry is; he is inhumane, while supposedly wanting to move humanity forward (great Stalin slogan).

Is BO a human? He is Christian, Muslim & atheist -- all at the same time. He was born in 4 places (Kenya, British Columbia, Hawaii & Indonesia). He has some kind of superior brain (not for intellect) in having mind control on some listeners via his speaking w/no substance & many falsehoods, with few realizing his inconsistencies, flawed logic, inaccuracy & lack of details [ever] on what gov actions will accomplish the intended results that he claims. It's amazing that he's able to fool so many w/false hope/belief.

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Comrades we still have time to save millions of emaciated victims of western civilization. Americans must work together to correct their long history of waste and stinginess. Reparations must be made to all for the sake of the International Community and France. Let us begin to bring an end to procuring wealth by exploiting labor, so that barren wastelands stricken years of poverty will become oases of poverty ruled by benevolent government entities deciding which businesses are making too much money and how to punish them by making them pay an aggressive portion of their ill gotten fortune with those who made it possible. Years of white male hegemony must end and the beginning of complete unconditional debt forgiveness for every man, woman without being glowered at by judgmental white racists who threaten to impose their fascist theocracy. At least now there will be no crumbs left behind!

trashmouth, I hereby award thee the Gabby Hayes award for best supporting sidekick spouting hotheaded brave new frontier gibberish.