11/26/2012, 3:06 pm
Comrades, you know that our rehabilitation of the American Press system has gone too far when they indirectly squeal the Plans of the P.L.A.:
ASSOCIATED SPILLS THE BEANS ON 'MOON BEAM' PLAN - Link
Our latest P.L.A. 5YEAR PLAN is to detonate a 2 megaton warhead on the surface of the Moon during the 'New Moon' on a clear winter's night.
With 'Moon Beam' they plan to make 4 statements in one bang:
- 1 - CHINA CAN DO IT
2 - AMERICA CAN'T DO IT
3 - CHINA CAN BEAT ANY ISLAMIC SYMBOL
4 - CELEBRATE CHINESE NEW YEAR
It won't crack the Moon (you need a few times all the world's nuclear arsenal put together to do that), and the flash will only last a few minutes (though some scientists say it will make the Moon vibrate like a church bell for a few hours), but it will make the West Tremble and let China take over all of Asia in a few days.
Now that A.P. has spilled the beans, it won't be a surprise anymore and the world will be ready for this Moon Shaking Event.
