12/4/2012, 9:38 pm
Today, finally - a meeting of minds - serious minds - great minds - on the tax predicament now facing America: President B. Hussein Obama met with the Reverend Al Sharpton and television journalist extraordinaire Rachel Maddow to discuss taxes and the best way to deal with America's current tax quagmire (which is largely because, Bush, and the Republicans).
While there hasn't yet been an announcement on what decision was reached, those in the know say that America can rest easier tonight, knowing that the three greatest minds in the country have no doubt determined the proper course for the great ship The United States, through Republican-infested waters and storms of unrepentant Teabaggers, to that appropriately and equally taxed grand utopia some call NextTuesday™.
Presidential spokesunit Jay "Carney" Carney barked that, "The President (PBUH) in His wisdom has joined together today in a meeting of progressive minds with two of America's deepest thinkers - and as a result, when he gets back from His three-week Hawaiian vacation He will be clear with the American public, as He always is, being the President and leader of the most transparent administration in the history of the known universe. That is all".
