The People's Cube - Political Satire

As we transistion FWORD(!) into the new Guilded Era of This Tuesday™ — still reveling in the warm afterglow of being "Fluked" by Ceasar O'bama's gloriously inevitable Second Coming™— I, Sugar Daddy Bear, duly self-appointed Ambassador To The New Plantation™, offer to you, my fellow proles, a Primer to the New Plantation™.

THE OLD PLANTATION

In the heyday of the Dem0krats' Golden Era Of Slavery, many of the rich, wealthy Dem0krat landowners enjoyed the fruits of their kkkapitalist ventures. They amassed for themselves huge fortunes, huge houses and huge parcels of land. No one seemed to complain about the "1%", or "fairness and equality" and "social justice" in those days because they were too busy sitting around on their excessively large porches sipping mint juleps, playing their banjos and entertaining their wealthy cronies with elaborate parties.

In order to maintain such a lush, care-free lifestyle, they needed to have others do all the work they refused to do. Using their wealth, they would purchase for themselves slaves of a minority race.

These slaves had little say in what they did. They were ordered to do their tasks and that was the end of it. Whatever the rich Dem0krat wanted them to do they would do. They had no choice in the matter. They were offered cheap housing and a meager subsistence for their labor. If a slave didn't want to perform their duties, or had other ideas that were not acceptable to the plantation owner, they were punished until their minds were made right once again.

Slaves being born into slavery only made their lifestyle seem like the only one they would ever know. They were born to serve the white Dem0krat 'massahs' as that was their only mission in life. There were no choices for them other than to live, serve Dem0krats and die.

When the Emancipation Proclamation was issued, many slaves did not know what to do with their new freedom. Many of them decided to stay on as 'servants' by choice because that was the only life they knew as well as their housing and sustenance, too.

The Dem0krats, resentful that their slaves were being set free, would not allow them to be part of their society. Racial bigotry and white supremacy became the trademarks of the Dem0krat Party as their slaver desires became an intrinsic part of their Kollektive soul.

THE NEW PLANTATION 101 In order to maintain the Plantation, Dem0krats realized they had to undergo a modernization effort in order to keep the status quo. No longer could it be possible to maintain a slave-class of inhabitants by forcing them against their will. Other means had to be sought and enacted.

With the slaves' new-found freedom, they were able to edumakate themselves. This posed a serious threat and a real problem for the Dem0krats as with edumakashun also comes independent thinking and individualism. This had to be nipped in the bud as quickly as possible. While some of the slaves escaped the Plantation through the edumakashun process realizing that they didn't need the help of Big Government and the Dem0krats, making something out of themselves in the real world, such examples couldn't be allowed to be set for other slaves to contemplate lest they also follow suit. It then became necessary that edumakashun needed to be altered in order to create a new victim/dependency class who believed in dependency on Big Government and Dem0krats.

"Uncle Toms" in the form of slick 'reverends', who pandered to the white Dem0krat 'massahs' for a few measly crumbs of the empty promises of a seat at the table of power, were put into place of authority over the wandering mobs of "victims". Acting like overlords, they herded the mobs into their little enslavement groups always promising them a Utopia, but never delivering the goods. It was enough that the overlords merely put on a show of 'compassion' and 'caring' for the mobs to be content decade after decade, generation after generation. For the white Dem0krat 'massahs' knew in that day the problems would actually be solved that the Plantation would also be dissolved.

Unlike the old Plantation, the New Plantation™ is a voluntary one. No longer are the slaves forced to become part; they are enticed by freebies and goodies and the empty promise that Big Gov will take care of them. The slaves are then kept in place by becoming complacent and dependent. They are removed from the rigors of reality, individualism and independent thought only to be coddled and pampered. Instead of providing labor and goods in exchange for cheap housing and sustenance, the new slaves only need to provide unwavering loyalty and most importantly, their VOTE. It is a small price to pay: forfeiting freedom and liberty in exchange for a handout and a broken promise. However, this arrangement keeps the Dem0krat 'massahs' in power for decades.

With membership in the New Plantation™ growing, Dem0krats had to find new and ingenious ways to keep the momentum moving FWORD and keep the slaves contented and uninformed. Through their surrogates and proxies in the media, time and patience has proven to be a worthy investment as the message was passed around like Kool-Aid to be gulped down en masse. The decades of Academia propagandizing future generations about Amerika has reaped valuable returns for the New Plantation™ by creating a new breed of irrational, unthinking zombies. The Dem0krats, seeing a youthful, vibrant slave class as theirs to control and keep, devised a way to keep these young slaves on the New Plantation™ by ensuring their tuition for their reedumakashun is so insurmountably overwhelming that only by a decree from the Ceasar himself can remove it completely. The sheer promise of this 'debt forgiveness' is enough to keep these young, irrational zombies on the New Plantation™ for good.

The Dem0krats spent decades in trying to reedumakate the publik's thinking on taxes and wealth. Through a constant barrage of sheer brute force parroting that higher taxes are good because it equates to more goodies and freebies, and a convoluted connection to "patriotism" to ensure that those who still feel a jingoistic sense of pride for the country comply to the Current Truth™, the Dem0krats have for the most part been successful in equating the two. Paying more taxes means being more "patriotic". Of course this implies that those who want LOWER taxes, or tax cuts, are not "patriotic". Even undocumented Dem0krats pay taxes! And as such, they should also see all the benefits of citizenship because they're acting "patriotic". Paying more taxes also ensures that the puppet groups, like unions, will forever have preferred membership on the New Plantation™. Afterall, they are the paid enforcers that are looked upon to keep the slaves under control and in line.

As with anything, even the New Plantation™ needs a fearless leader; someone who can articulate the needs and desires of the slaves while enrolling more into the fold. Someone like With an emboldened vision of a "New Normal", and an unrelenting attack on the "enemies" of the New Plantation™ who defy that "New Normal" by trying to roll back the wave of progress to the days of yor, preparations are being made for those who oppose.

"Instead of providing labor and goods in exchange for cheap housing and sustenance, the new slaves only need to provide unwavering loyalty and most importantly, their VOTE."

Comrade,
Sounds a lot like the movie The Matrix, where humankind was allowed to live a fantasy life based on a lie in exchange for their energy. Is this the goal of next Tuesday?

Comrade Bear (or should I call you Sugar?)

I must read this "Primer" one more time to be certain, but I believe you've encapsulated a few hundred years of DemOkrat brainwashing technique in a few hundred words or less! A most commendable effort!

NOTE:

***Any denouncement of you, either by the Party or yourself, for divulging internal DemOkrat memos or trade secrets will result in my denial of authoring this response.

"The more things change.........the more they remain the same"

Comrade Bear, I believe that Comrade Scratchanitch's link could also be re-posted here:
Detroit City Councilwoman believes Obama should bail out Detroit because they voted for Obama
Posted by The Right Scoop on December 5th, 2012

https://www.therightscoop.com/detroit-city-councilwoman-believes-obama-should-bail-out-detroit-because-they-voted-for-obama/

The "he need to take care of us" in exchange for our votes is, as you suggest, the old "we work for you, you house us, feed us, etc." ... just without the work. And as you can see, after Coleman ("SoulMan") Young "brought back the bacon" from Jimmy Carter, all that money went to good use:
Of course, there is what all that "bacon" really bought:

Comrades,

I just want to assure you all that this Primer isn't an outing or exposure; it's a ukase. We are ALL living on the New Plantation™ whether we like it or not. It's strongly advisable to understand the New Rules or suffer the consequences*.

Comrade T.M., You could associate the New Plantation™ with the movie "Matrix", but in this case reality has replaced robots with human debris and the walking dead known as zombies who have been programmed by the Pre-Occupied Lame St. Media and Unionized Reedumakashun Centers formerly known as "skoolz".

Comrade Anyer, Scratchy's most relevant link sums up the essence of the New Plantation™. It's a perfect illustration and example for all of us to follow. Even if Caesar O'bama was an axe murderer/serial killer or a bomb-strapping moozlim, that still wouldn't disqualify him from demanding your vote. There is only ONE exception and that would be if he turned Rethuglikkkan.

*Consequences don't apply to most things if you have a permanent Sloth Class™ membership status on the New Plantation™.

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From the "nothing is new" file:

Excerpt from "Discourse on Voluntary Servitude"

Étienne De La Boétie, 1548

Referring to the followers of the tyrant: "Let them have no eye, nor foot, nor hand that is not alert to respond to his wishes or to seek out his thoughts. Can that be called a happy life? Can it be called living? Is there anything more intolerable than that situation, I won't say for a man of mettle nor even for a man of high birth, but simply for a man of common sense or, to go even further, for anyone having the face of a man? What condition is more wretched than to live thus, with nothing to call one's own, receiving from someone else one's sustenance, one's power to act, one's body, one's very life?"

Comrade Craptek,

Such musings serve no useful purpose in the New Plantation™ as they are considered intolerable rumblings of blank ungrateful minds. They must be expunged for the Greater Good™.

Sugar Daddy Bear wrote:Even if Caesar O'bama was an axe murderer/serial killer or a bomb-strapping moozlim, that still wouldn't disqualify him from demanding your vote. There is only ONE exception and that would be if he turned Rethuglikkkan.

Comrade SDB, It occurred to me that perhaps one reason some statist tools like 0bama do not appear insane with their destructive rampages could be that their insanity, while real, along with a typically common appalling lack of humanity and self-discernment (classic psychopathy), is hidden from the casual onlookers – the public – by those who control them, and their willing sycophantic drone accomplices. Certainly we know 0bama is a cold, bloodless little wisp of a man who is so invested in his dark lord's schemes that he doesn't seem aware or care how what he does injures others. I pity his family.

With that in mind, I thought again on where we might see 0bama in days to come. This is pure speculation so its value is no greater than the accuracy I can claim for it. But. Maybe 0bama would settle for being the False Prophet to the Mahdi-who-will-come, the Beast. Maybe he's just got to take that last step of possession and give himself over to his lord. That will sublimate that last vestige of 0bama which includes a requirement for self-deification, and in the process, allow him to commit himself, perhaps irrevocably, completely to his father of lies. If he has not already done so.

After all, we Christians must be completely given over to Christ to fulfill His will, albeit imperfectly because of the “old man”, for our lives. So must those who give themselves to Beelzebub to serve him, and with him the “old man” is willing to partner. But Christ does not enslave and replace our personalities; He works through them. Beelzebub's minions merely leave a physical shell and a human personality that is repressed under the domination of demonic control, a personality that is only trotted out as a puppet to deceive others if they question who they are dealing with.

So we must follow the admonition of our Lord to pray for the salvation of 0bama's soul, along with all the others in the kakistocracy who make it their purpose to enslave us. God may grant them the same Grace He did to us. Or those of the kakistocracy may continue to ignore His call, as did Pharaoh when confronted multiple times by Moses. But our duty is clear. Our duty is to pray for them, whatever the outcome.

At the same time, it is essential that we as Christ's body do our duty to bring His light into a benighted world. No body can long survive that does not eradicate disease from itself. But what form does that eradication take? In physical bodies, leukocytes destroy invaders. But in Christ's body, Christ through His Spirit and us destroys the disease of evil with His Love, Light, and Life. We know He is patient. But He is also just, and has destroyed whole societies that, after He had invested much patience and drawn them with cords of kindness and love, still refused to heed His call and His Law. Referring to the preceding example, Egypt was grievously harmed when Pharaoh refused to do God's will communicated through Moses. In fact, that nation never recovered, and is less than a shadow of its ancient glory to this day.

Our nation's founders, who were deeply steeped in the Bible and in philosophy that acknowledged the necessity of God in Man's affairs if there is to be justice, liberty, and peace, cut off the yoke of their taskmasters in Britain. But what of us? How do we demonstrate to purveyors of a rotting government-centric culture that is eating itself alive (though much is necrotic) that their way leads to destruction, and that His Life and Love call to them? As the body is active to fend off disease, so we must act to expose and reverse the death that pervades those in darkness. Each of us, as differentiated members of His Body, has a specific and differentiated role to play.

What the kakistocracy is doing to the civil society is clear enough. Every generation of statists, since the first group of children our first parents had, believes itself to be good, and believes lovers of God – the true God – to be evil. We are, to them, evil because we dare oppose them and we want to follow our Savior. They cannot acknowledge Him because they would be accountable for their actions to Him and because we dare worship Him rather than them. Therefore, we are evil, and what makes us even worse in their estimation is that we resist their order to go FORWARD!™ with them into the gloom of bondage, misery, and failure. They always want to drag us along with them into the destruction they cause that they are too blind to see. Thus it ever was, and thus it ever will be, until the Lord's return.

But we are called to fight the rot in the meantime. Even though those who create the rot hate us, always have, always will. We must love them and fight what they do. We are to obey God rather than obey men who hate God. Thank God we don't do it in our power, but in His!

I for one would rather fight and die for God who calls us to freedom than languish and die on the 0bamanation Plantation.



It's Jiffy-Lobo™ time!

"Detroit City Councilwoman believes Obama should bail out Detroit because they voted for Obama"Posted by The Right Scoop on December 5th, 2012



The councilwoman's mastery of Progish whoring is profound. We can learn much from her.