The People's Cube - Political Satire

I just read a story on Bloomberg about bad times in Greece. I noticed they quoted a member of the public whose name was Aphrodite something. However, they spelled it Afrodity. Journalism attracts the best and the brightest. I was hoping some photoshop expert could cleverly attach an afro to an image of the Venus de Milo. Any takers?

Something like this maybe?

Ouch! That is scary, mein Kapitan!...and unholy!
Any other takers?

Afrodity, as referenced by Bloomberg news

We have Comrade Frank Zappa to thank for coming up with the name Afro-Ditee (along with the dust from the Grand Wazoo...) in the lyrics from "Cozmik Debris"....

Wahoo,
Don't forget about the illustrious " Shiek Yerbouti " !