12/6/2012, 9:53 pm
COMRADES!
As your duly self-imposed Ambassador For The New Plantation™, it is incumbent upon me to enlighten you, the proletariat, on what is best described as "Dog Whistle" words.
As we have found out during the Campaign Of The Second Coming, a plethora of normal, everyday words have been discovered as having a racial double entendre undertone. Ordinary words like Chitcago, chair, golf, vacations, lobster and Chris Matthspews have been declared "dog whistles" for racism.
However, not every word is a "dog whistle" for racism, but with an overly active imagination and .50¢ that won't buy you a cup of coffee, anything is possible.
In this etymological chapter, we will explore a few common words to discover not only how they came about, but their significance to the New Plantation™.
The first word is
COMPROMISE
COMMUNIST + BROKEN PROMISE = COMPROMISE
Next we have PROGRESSIVE
PROGRAMMED + REGRESSIVE = PROGRESSIVE
Another common word is FREEDOM
FREE + CONDOM = FREEDOM
Then we have a very commonly used word: LIBERTY
LIBERTINE + PARTY = LIBERTY
The last word in this segment is a favorite among the New Plantation™ Overlords: CARE
It's pretty much self-explanatory
Comrades, please feel free to add to this Lexicon as you're inspired to do so.
Carry on.
