'Twas the day after Marxmas
And all through The Cube™
Flagrant spammage was flowing
From some silly boob
Moderators - where are they?
Good Rooster - come quick!
Come Red Square, come Pinkie
This guy is a p***k!
12/26/2012, 2:08 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
More rapid than eagles
His drugs, all so lame
And he whistled and shouted
And called them by name
Not high in brain power
With not much to say
Just drug names and doses
A disturbing array
12/26/2012, 2:17 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
With a pimply face
And a limited RAM
He sat in Mom's basement
As he cranked out the spam
On this drug, on that drug
And another drug too
On his cheap K-Mart keyboard
His fingers they flew
12/26/2012, 2:20 pm
Doktor Eugenica Killemov
I too denounce any and all spammers from kapitalistic Big Pharma who fail to send me kickbacks re-distribute me my fair share.
12/26/2012, 2:20 pm
Comrade Putout
12/26/2012, 2:23 pm
Krasnodar
Oh, how I love poetry !
About Red Square..... do you think the local constabulary may have picked him up again last night while on yet another Marxmas bender, do you ?
12/26/2012, 2:24 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Just sayin'...
12/26/2012, 2:30 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
He was chubby and plump
With the brain of a yam
And I laughed when I saw him
In spite of his spam
Pathetically driven
Who knows why he came
Is he paid for this drivel?
Or is he insane?
12/26/2012, 2:35 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Relentlessly posting
Like a Big Pharma slut
From his lair in the basement
Where he sat on his butt
With no life to speak of
No reason for living
He wasted his time
In a burst of spam giving
12/26/2012, 2:38 pm
Krasnodar
This spam has been sent
All over the nation
Might Kingsley be causing
That girl's infestation ?
12/26/2012, 2:43 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
But daylight's a'wastin'
And off I must go
Leave The Cube™ to the spammer
Head into the snow
To the Orifice Postal
My anchor's aweigh
Fellow Cubers: a splendid
And progressive day!
12/26/2012, 5:47 pm
ThePeoplesComrade
I never knew (or gave any thought to) the plural form of "you know what". Comrade Putout has been appointed to the people's Linguistic Committee.
12/26/2012, 9:21 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Most excellent - I do need to renew my library card!
12/26/2012, 9:47 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Yep, nothing quite like poking around in a good book...Some of the best evenings are spent between the covers!
12/26/2012, 9:58 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
There are mysteries... deep secrets... sometimes not revealed until that one - final - page.
12/26/2012, 9:59 pm
Captain Craptek
Comrade Putout,
If you must mention yeast, please limit the discussion to a quality brand:
12/26/2012, 10:26 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
yeast does the most amazing things...
12/26/2012, 10:43 pm
Comrade Putout
Well... where to begin?
ThePeoplesComrade wrote:I never knew (or gave any thought to) the plural form of "you know what". Comrade Putout has been appointed to the people's Linguistic Committee
I am honored but... I thought the 'fantasy pictures' we took were for our personal use?!
BTW - I picked up the pictures from the trip we took to Mexico. You look like such a 'gringo!'
I told you to tan-up a bit!!
12/27/2012, 1:15 am
Comrade Putout
12/27/2012, 1:21 am
ThePeoplesComrade
That Mexico trip had it's moments. I will always be grateful to you for breaking me out of that filthy Mexican prison, despite the fact that I would not have been incarcerated in the first place except for your stashing your marijuana in my carry on bag without telling me.
12/27/2012, 1:32 am
Comrade Putout
12/27/2012, 10:41 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Joy! Another glorious day at the cube where I can order politics and pharmaceuticals with the same mouse clicking....
12/27/2012, 12:45 pm
Comrade Putout
Tovarichi wrote:Joy! Another glorious day at the cube where I can order politics and pharmaceuticals with the same mouse clicking....
12/27/2012, 1:01 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
12/27/2012, 1:18 pm
Red Menace
The Canadiens may attempt to weaken us with their inferior pharmaceuticals, but they will never invade the good old USSA. They like their beer better.
12/27/2012, 1:20 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
You got that right, eh?
12/27/2012, 2:17 pm
Comrade Pistov
Skip the Strange Brew for a bit and watch A Tuna Christmas.
12/28/2012, 10:29 am
Counterpunch
How do you get rid of your spam?
12/28/2012, 12:52 pm
Sugar Daddy Bear
Comrades,
Sorry about the spam, but I was making merry enjoying Marxmas celebrating the impending ForMoreEars™ we are about to enter into and was unavailable as well.
I keep the spam gun loaded and ready... just in case.
12/29/2012, 1:03 am
ThePeoplesComrade
This is the closest thread I could find for medical endorsements. Use Syrian Breathe-Right Strips.
12/29/2012, 5:16 am
Red Rooster
Some like theirs with egg....
12/29/2012, 5:30 am
Red Rooster
To all SPAM enthusiast and seekers of the little blue pill,
If you love SPAM like we love SPAM please write to us at [email protected] and shovel duty might, maybe, you never know what the party has in store; be granted.
