The People's Cube - Political Satire

My dearest Comrades!

This morning I was watching a movie while sitting on the People's Commode, when I suddenly realized that the Dear Leader of the People in the movie was none other than my old friend Comrade Michael Moore! I was so excited I immediately sent for my secretary to wipe my Presidential Behind, and dictated an email to Comrade Michael to congratulate him on his greatest role ever!

My Comrades - This is the one to watch for the next Oscar nominations.

Amandla!

Obamugabe


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This looks like his photo spread from Vogue. If I recall correctly, it ran right after their loving portrait of the Assad family. Looks like he lost a few pounds. Hubba hubba.

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:This looks like his photo spread from Vogue. If I recall correctly, it ran right after their loving portrait of the Assad family. Looks like he lost a few pounds. Hubba hubba.

Forgive me Comrade Great Stalin's Ghost, but every time I see your avatar I hear refrains of "Blue Suede Shoes" in the background.

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:This looks like his photo spread from Vogue. If I recall correctly, it ran right after their loving portrait of the Assad family. Looks like he lost a few pounds. Hubba hubba.

Forgive me Comrade Great Stalin's Ghost, but every time I see your avatar I hear refrains of "Blue Suede Shoes" in the background.

Don't you mean "Red Suede Shoes?"

TheLastCapitalist wrote:

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:This looks like his photo spread from Vogue. If I recall correctly, it ran right after their loving portrait of the Assad family. Looks like he lost a few pounds. Hubba hubba.

Forgive me Comrade Great Stalin's Ghost, but every time I see your avatar I hear refrains of "Blue Suede Shoes" in the background.

Don't you mean "Red Suede Shoes?"

The old decadent culture dies hard. Of course I meant "Red Suede". Thank you.

Komrade Goblin King is obviously the more intelligent of the two, though.

Bet he does his own stunts.

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:

TheLastCapitalist wrote:

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Forgive me Comrade Great Stalin's Ghost, but every time I see your avatar I hear refrains of "Blue Suede Shoes" in the background.

Don't you mean "Red Suede Shoes?"

The old decadent culture dies hard. Of course I meant "Red Suede". Thank you.

Boots, comrades, boots, the better to grind the faces of the one percent corporate imperialist stooges (not including Michael Moore) into the mud.

Is not Blue the new Red?