The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades,

The Directorate for Universal Disarmament, under the Committee for Societal Pacification (which cooperates with the World Emasculation Organization of the United Nations), announced that an amnesty was being offered to all peasants and workers of Connecticut Oblast who voluntarily surrender their violent and subversive video games. Comrade President Barack Barackovich Obama has declared that the Party will seek a universal disarmament policy in 2013, and it is very clear to everyone that violent video games are a leading cause of social violence.

Violence is the tool of the Bourgeoisie to sustain the Capitalist system. Our Socialist revolution calls for the pacification of the People by offering them social benefits in exchange for their once-violent Capitalistic tendencies. Once the Masses receive their fair share of the wealth, there will be no need for violence. Only the State, in protecting the workers and peasants through police action and military defense, will have any use for violence. And, even in these cases, the Party promises leniency with the hope of attaining peace through social justice and world Socialism.

Furthermore, the State must provide for a new culture of pacificism and non-violence for our young people to grow into, so that their aggressive and non-conformist tendencies can be more easily treated through medication and counseling. We must remove violent video games and teach young men to repress their inner urges through more appropriate activities, like Party-sponsored Volunteer service programs and labor camps for those with excessive energy.

Let us all agitate for a peaceful world without violent video games and their Capitalistic message!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Proletarian Red-noser

And while they're at it, they should get rid of all those violent cartoons that are responsible for at least half of the school shootings.

Video games are the least of our worries, comrades. Vicious creatures such as the hideous миша must be purged from The Children's reading materials! Too many children are ruined for life by Kapitalist fairy stories about the awful миша lurking in school libraries. End the madness, now! All such perverse and loathsome monstrosities are to be put to death and killed!!! Just look at this ghastly beast!!!

Nomenklatura-climber wrote:Violence is the tool of the Bourgeoisie to sustain the Capitalist system.

Proof below. One of Americas most popular games, Super Mario Bros. made $$MILLIONS under the KKKapitalist system. Notice Mario's violent destructive attempt to acquire more of his fare share of gold. Notice Mario destroying the green energy facility. Notice his killing of small animals and peasants in order to sustain his greedy desires. Don't let Mario's uncanny resemblance to David Axelrod fool you.

In the updated party approved version we see the protagonist, Chairman Obama, attempting to acquire his fare share of gold from the peasants for proper redistribution.

I.M. Craptek wrote:Video games are the least of our worries, comrades. Vicious creatures such as the hideous миша must be purged from The Children's reading materials! Too many children are ruined for life by Kapitalist fairy stories about the awful миша lurking in school libraries. End the madness, now! All such perverse and loathsome monstrosities are to be put to death and killed!!! Just look at this ghastly beast!!!

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I was very disappointed to learn that lemmings do not really follow each other off cliffs. They are actually rather solitary animals that only get together to mate. They have been the victims of a vicious smear campaign by the evil Replublikristian Kreationist Kabal!

I was so wanting to follow the herd into oblivion. I have also learned that they are 'subnivial' ( I don't know what that means, but it sounds horrible!) And if that is not bad enough, they 'also behave aggressively towards predators and even humans' (Wiki)

I will have NOTHING to do with such non-passive activity. Having further learned not only do they NOT go along unquestionably with pubic opinion but, are also related to voles! I would rather not be associated with such aggressive behavior and non-compliance! . Now that the truth* has been revealed and I appear to have chosen the wrong moniker, could I have the commissar change my avatar to the миша?

I promise to sign the organ donor card and offer-up my other kidney for the good of the Kollective. Most passively submitted for revision by the Kommissar of Kollective groupthink, Lemming51. ( because your vote counts!)