To counteract the proliferation of Constitutional signage, the Party has begun releasing modern versions reflective of modern thinking.
Instead of the archaic "Guns Are Welcome on Premises":
Please consider the more appropriate "Malefactors Are Welcome on Premises":
Please feel free to post your own enumbulations illustrating a Party approved message.
1/5/2013, 7:18 pm
Centers for Disease Control
As soon as U.S. Citizens have finished turning in their guns, the USDA will have the ammo to feed the world. Everywhere, the peace and safety of children will be ensured, and hunger will finally be eradicated.
