A gigantic yarmulke tip to our friend Andy Benjamin, the First Charter Member of the Intergalactic Zionist Conspiracy, who sent us this personalized report:
In the family tree of Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William:
Kate's mother is Carol Middleton, daughter of Ronald Goldsmith and Dorothy Harrison (both Jews)
The parents of Dorothy Harrison are Robert Harrison and Elizabeth Temple (both Jews)
Elizabeth Temple is a descendant of the Myers family, English Jews in the 19th century.
Bottom line: Princess Kate is a Jew on her matriarchal side. The future king of England will be a Jew according to Jewish Law and tradition.
The world f***d us; now we return the favor.
Enjoy the video of a royal Jewish wedding at the Buckingham Palace.
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FOR CENTURIES THEY ACCUSED US OF WANTING TO CONTROL THE WORLD
IT'S TIME TO LET THE WORLD KNOW WHO'S REALLY IN CHARGE!
1/10/2013, 10:53 pm
Hero of the Soviet Onion
The moment I saw her shadayim I knew she was one of us!!!
1/11/2013, 1:25 am
Captain Craptek
I haven't seen them yet, so I'm still not so sure.
1/11/2013, 1:42 am
Red Square
I looked up shadayim in the dictionary but I still can't understand the significance of your reference to the upper ventral region of the torso of a primate, which contains the mammary gland.
A search for images produced this photo. I guess it may contain the clue.
1/11/2013, 1:46 am
ThePeoplesComrade
Kate's Deli Delights
shadayim
1/11/2013, 2:25 am
TheFineReport.com
There'll be Pomp and Circumcision
1/11/2013, 10:12 am
Dedhedvedev
Eww...that's gotta hurt.
1/11/2013, 12:04 pm
Anyer Marx
A little shmear on those crumpets!
1/11/2013, 4:54 pm
Hero of the Soviet Onion
I.M. Craptek wrote:I haven't seen them yet, so I'm still not so sure.
Comrade Craptek, You must have been busy at the Novaya Zelmya tundra factory when a running dog lackey of the bourgeois paparazzi snapped photographs of her sunbathing.
1/12/2013, 12:08 pm
yuri trotynov
Dedhedvedev wrote:Eww...that's gotta hurt.
And will leave a mark.
1/12/2013, 12:31 pm
Captain Craptek
Hero of the Soviet Onion wrote:
I.M. Craptek wrote:I haven't seen them yet, so I'm still not so sure.
Comrade Craptek, You must have been busy at the Novaya Zelmya tundra factory when a running dog lackey of the bourgeois paparazzi snapped photographs of her sunbathing.
Comrade,
With all due respect - I had beet fields to harvest before winter and little time or interest in such low-prog indulgences as breast peeping. I suggest you put your strong back to some useful endeavor aimed at furthering The People's business rather than wasting precious time ogling mammalian appendages.
