1/18/2013, 12:18 am
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Comrades! I have fallen out of the wormhole in a drunken stupor to show the world the Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday™. No guns! At all! Nobody has them!
The criminals do not have them, the governments do not have them, the proletarian masses willfully toiling away in collective labor for the Greater Good™ do not have them! This has created the most curious legal systems.
You see, after guns were outlawed, only outlaws had guns. And then they took the guns away from police, because there was no need to arm them, as guns were illegal and nobody had them. Then, the military stopped carrying guns, because there was no risk of insurrection or war, because nobody had guns, and this is the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ were we have all achieved socialist utopia.
Of course, it is a field day for the criminals. When they shoot someone, they are not prosecuted, because there are no guns, in fact there are no criminals. So one cannot be prosecuted for something that could not happen. This has lead to a rash of armed robberies that were not reported, and several armed uprisings that were promptly not crushed, and the unusual case of someone walking down the street with an AR15 BabyKiller™ and not being arrested. No guns, no crime, no murders, no kidding!
This! This is the glorious utopia we have coming! Surrender your guns to the state! Each one destroyed is another step closer to Next Tuesday™!
Comrades! I have fallen out of the wormhole in a drunken stupor to show the world the Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday™. No guns! At all! Nobody has them!
The criminals do not have them, the governments do not have them, the proletarian masses willfully toiling away in collective labor for the Greater Good™ do not have them! This has created the most curious legal systems.
You see, after guns were outlawed, only outlaws had guns. And then they took the guns away from police, because there was no need to arm them, as guns were illegal and nobody had them. Then, the military stopped carrying guns, because there was no risk of insurrection or war, because nobody had guns, and this is the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ were we have all achieved socialist utopia.
Of course, it is a field day for the criminals. When they shoot someone, they are not prosecuted, because there are no guns, in fact there are no criminals. So one cannot be prosecuted for something that could not happen. This has lead to a rash of armed robberies that were not reported, and several armed uprisings that were promptly not crushed, and the unusual case of someone walking down the street with an AR15 BabyKiller™ and not being arrested. No guns, no crime, no murders, no kidding!
This! This is the glorious utopia we have coming! Surrender your guns to the state! Each one destroyed is another step closer to Next Tuesday™!
I spent the day giving a concealed carry deadly weapon course to six law-abiding citizens today. This is the first step to getting a Concealed Carry license in my home state. That just makes me feel good all over.