The People's Cube - Political Satire

The Ministry of Style and Fashion, alongside their colleagues in the Ministry of Propaganda, have revealed the new 2013 style directive to the peasants: bangs!

That's right, comrades. Bangs! It seems as though this trend once popularized by Moe Howard and the "British invasion" has now made its way to our nation's First (and most glorious) Lady/Queen, herself, Michelle Obama.

And, the Ministers of Propaganda could not be more giddy with excitement. Already, it appears as though this trend is catching on and spreading throughout the nation like the rise in food stamp distribution and unemployment checks. Even one of your own has adopted the new 'du.

Say what you will, comrades, but she'll always be the same old FLATUS to me.

Like Comrade ROCK said, she'll always be the FIRST HORSE to me.
Upgraded 2.0

Michelle Obama's new hairdo is definintely an improvement

Joe Biden gets new bangs for second term (way cuter than Michelle)

Day of mourning: Obama sworn in for a second time by "Shaky John" Roberts

Bo Obama gets in on the action.

If only there was a way to stick that wig on EVERYONE's avatars, to show our solidarity with Michelle's new hairstyle!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:[img]/images/avatars/Pinkie2.gif[/img]

If only there was a way to stick that wig on EVERYONE's avatars, to show our solidarity with Michelle's new hairstyle!

Let's celebrate the Second Inauguration with a bang!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:If only there was a way to stick that wig on EVERYONE's avatars, to show our solidarity with Michelle's new hairstyle!

The controversy about who really is the fifth Beatle is finally resolved.

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Michelle Obama, the fifth Beatle

She is the Walrus! Goo goo g'joob

The Hollywood elitists are already lining up to meet with Moochelle's stylist

Not too long ago...

Superkommissar Maksim wrote:

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Joe Biden gets new bangs for second term (way cuter than Michelle)

so.....Biden did say he's glad to be First Lady of the United States at the Iowa State Society inauguration ball

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Which song of theirs is your fave?

It collected a few good ones:

“I Saw Her Eating Fries”
“I Wanna Hold Your Love Handle”
“Moooooshell, Mabelle”
Back in the USSR
I've Just Seen a Face
While My Nation Gently Weeps
Shes Gotta Free Ride
Revoltsolution
(I'll Get By) With a Little Help from the 1%
“While MLK Gently Weeps”
“Tax and Spend” to the tune of “Twist and Shout”
“Happiness is a Warm Gun-Free Zone”
Ticket to Bribe
Hey Jews (Don't make it bad)

And many, many more - https://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=167202

Comrade Tibor;
As the toiling masses clamour to get their "MOODOO'S"™ mindlessly following the chic fashion lead set by the Firstest Family (as they better should) & our Hollywood brethren, a word of caution. Make sure to ask your stylist if he, she, it is a member of the Makeup Artists and Hair Stylists Union. There are some seedy reactionary scabs out there using plain old tupperware bowls trying to cash in on the craze.

Ushanka tip to Father Prog Theocritus.

A million people attended Obama's Inauguration and only 14 missed work.

Wait! Wait! Wait! Are we judging people by hair follicles? I won't stand for it unless we also include Moochelle's chin and our Many Titted Empress's legs. You do know, don't you, that our MTE has a fine sideline in making artists' brushes from her legs? Not as good as sable, but pig hair is pretty good. Stiff, you know.

And is it right to conflate the Obamas with the Three Stooges? Think of the insult. Think of the depreciation. Just who's the clown here?

Sorry, Larry, Mo and Curly.

I'm so embarrassed. When I read the thread title, I incorrectly assumed that celebrating with a bang would have included Sandra Fluke.

CC, why aren't you Captain Commie of the Certified Proles? CCCP?

I don't know why you're picking on the figurehead of our sexual revolution, Sandra Fluke. Lots of people are, and I don't get it. Here's just one graffito I have harvested, to turn into the Thought Police, of course:

There was a young woman named Fluke,
Who decency always would duck.
She'd lie on her bed,
Her legs very spread,
And all that mattered was fuck.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

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Say what you will, comrades, but she'll always be the same old FLATUS to me.

Comrade Putin was correct about your Russian hookers being superior to the homely American hookers like the one in that picture. I'm amazed that BJ Clinton didn't change his name just to keep from enticing her. She makes Lorena Bobbitt look very desirable.