2/2/2013, 1:36 am
Today the Internal Revenue Service announced new cost savings for America's poor families, in the form of the new Obamacare BronzePlan™, the cheapest Obamacare plan to be available - at an estimated only $20,000.00 per family!
Presidential Spokesunit Jay "Carney" Carney barked that, "Today the IRS has taken some of the first steps toward making health care affordable for America's underprivileged but fully entitled families, who in the past - like under the previous administration - couldn't afford health care insurance".
A spokesunit for the Internal Revenue Service pointed out that the IRS will be enforcing the Obamacare Plans, and that families who still don't choose voluntarily to purchase Obamacare health insurance plans will be fined several thousand dollars via their yearly taxes.
"Yes, we know that it sounds on the surface like those who simply couldn't afford it before and still can't afford it will now just be fined for not buying it, but trust me - that's a cost savings for America's poor families," stated the IRS Special Agent at the press conference held by the Obama administration.
"Besides," he added, "You know those two billion or so rounds of hollow point ammunition the Department of Homeland Security recently bought, plus those 7000 new assault weapons? How much ammo do YOU have at home? Hmmmm?"
President Barackzebub Hussein Obama was unavailable for comment, as he was playing a round of golf and getting in a little skeet shooting between holes.
