2/2/2013, 3:40 pm
Dateline Shiraz, Iran
Today Shirazani Phil, the lesser known Misloom version of the American Punxutawney Phil, emerged from his home in the basement of a mosque in Shiraz, Iran, and - in seeing the shadow of the smoke from a stack of burning tires in the street - declared that the Arab Spring currently under way across the Middle East will continue.
Official government spokesman Muhammed Akbar Achmed bin Mohammed stated that, "Once more, Allah has spoken through His Prophet the groundhog, and - Allah willing (PBUH) - the Arab Spring will continue to spread!"
President Mahmoud Ahmadinabamajad was unavailable for comment, but the Supreme Leader, who attended the yearly ceremony, told the press that "WE KEEEEEL YOUUUU!!!"
Today Shirazani Phil, the lesser known Misloom version of the American Punxutawney Phil, emerged from his home in the basement of a mosque in Shiraz, Iran, and - in seeing the shadow of the smoke from a stack of burning tires in the street - declared that the Arab Spring currently under way across the Middle East will continue.
Official government spokesman Muhammed Akbar Achmed bin Mohammed stated that, "Once more, Allah has spoken through His Prophet the groundhog, and - Allah willing (PBUH) - the Arab Spring will continue to spread!"
President Mahmoud Ahmadinabamajad was unavailable for comment, but the Supreme Leader, who attended the yearly ceremony, told the press that "WE KEEEEEL YOUUUU!!!"