2/13/2013, 9:56 pm
Dear Comrades,
People's Deputy Comrade Earnest Smith of the Georgia Oblast has introduced a bill outlawing all photoshopped images critical of Party leadership. The bill is expected to be quickly passed into law to protect the workers and peasants of the USSA from false images and slander of the People's Servants.
Citizens, the party works diligently to maintain the highest standards of truth through the American Media Collective, and so all information not provided through authorized sources should be considered suspect. This includes images of State officials passed around in the soon-to-be-regulated ‘Social Media.'
It is our patriotic duty to denounce those creating such false images without Party approval. Any citizen receiving such images is directed to contact State Security organs immediately, so that counter-revolutionary elements abusing the privilege of computer usage and photo-editing software may have their permission revoked.
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
Citizens, the party works diligently to maintain the highest standards of truth through the American Media Collective, and so all information not provided through authorized sources should be considered suspect. This includes images of State officials passed around in the soon-to-be-regulated ‘Social Media.'
It is our patriotic duty to denounce those creating such false images without Party approval. Any citizen receiving such images is directed to contact State Security organs immediately, so that counter-revolutionary elements abusing the privilege of computer usage and photo-editing software may have their permission revoked.
Fight for the truth! Denounce unauthorized photo editing!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
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