3/1/2013, 10:54 am
This got me thinking: if even a well-connected apparatchik like Ms. Brazile can't remember how we got here, the average low-information voter must be completely clueless to the glorious accomplishments of President Obama.
Sadly, it's physically impossible for us to process the entire population's collective brain (Lenin knows we have tried). Therefore, we must encourage the people to take this task on themselves.
To this end, we can take a lesson from Hollywood. Remember how in the movie Memento memory problems were solved by using snapshots, notes, and tattoos? Everyone must become like that character. From a party official or the lowliest prole, whenever there is a question, the answer must always be "Obama."
Why can't I find a job? Why is gas $5.00 a gallon? Why is my take-home pay less? Why does my grocery bill keep going up?
The answer to all that is good is always "Obama."
