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3/3/2013, 8:32 pm
El Presidente
New diplomatic ground has been made in U.S. relations with the glorious People's Republic of North Korea. Chief diplomat to North Korea, Dennis Rodman, recently visited the People's Republic for a game of one on one diplomacy with Kim Jong Un.

Ambassador Rodman told "This Week" host, George Stephanopoulos,

"He loves basketball. ... I said Obama loves basketball. Let's start there as a way to warm up relations between U.S. and North Korea...He asked me to give Obama something to say and do one thing. He wants Obama to do one thing, call him."

Rodman appropriately referred to the North Korean leader as an "awesome guy".



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3/3/2013, 9:11 pm
Chairman Meow
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3/4/2013, 3:22 am
I See Red
OH MY NO GOD!!
Call him! CALL HIM!!
I think I may have just double dribbled.


3/7/2013, 8:44 am
Chairman Meow
Yesterday a North Korea foreign ministry spokesman said, "Since the United States is about to ignite a nuclear war, we will be exercising our right to pre-emptive nuclear attack against the headquarters of the aggressor in order to protect our supreme interest.”

In other news, Kim Jong-un said goodbye to “his friend for life” Dennis Rodman and gave him a free ticket to Washington D.C. aboard an Air Koryo Taepodong-2 missile.
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3/7/2013, 5:56 pm
Captain Craptek
Flight path of what is now being called a "test" rocket. Rodman returns safely to base.

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3/7/2013, 8:13 pm
Red Square
This just in...

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"What do you mean, that wasn't President Obama?"


3/7/2013, 10:44 pm
Ivan Betinov
Comrade Director, I just laughed out loud.


3/7/2013, 11:14 pm
Captain Craptek
How can you tell, comrade?