All citizens of the USSA have a right to affordable (i.e. free) housing, and the State provides many ways in which citizens can partake in the distribution of housing resources.
Nowhere do we see this example better than in the City of Manhattangrad, where Comrade Mayor Mikhail Bloomberg has overseen the housing of 50,000 citizens through its luxurious public shelters, in addition to rent control policies for now privately-held apartments and barracks.
Whereas the number of American workers and peasants in public shelters (known as ‘homeless' under Republican rule and ‘government housed' under Progressive administration) has increased gradually, Manhattangrad's numbers have skyrocketed. Other cities with high levels of unassigned workers and peasants, such as Bostonabad, are looking to ‘The Big Apple' for inspiration.
Yes, Comrades, glorious times lay ahead! Yet, in the short term, the obstructionism of non-conformist Republicans in the People's Congress has forced Comrade Barack to enforce painful cuts on vital social services, though the most important State enterprises will remain untouched until the cries of the People are heard by the Capitalists and they relent.
All citizens should remember that under Democratic Socialism, the Masses are entitled to the full benefits associated with Public Housing paid for from the repossessed properties of the Bourgeoisie. The further we go in collectivization, the more of us will find ourselves enjoying the pleasures of public shelter!
Agitate for Universal Public Shelters for all Citizens! We salute Manhattangrad for its collectivization of housing for the Proletariat!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
In an odd exposé that has left the worlds of politics and academia abuzz, a local homeless person revealed yesterday that he only blamed himself for his failures.
The incident occurred near the dumpster behind the Shop Rite store in Brooklyn, when Willard Kookish, formerly of 435 Subprime Lane in Nutly, NJ, casually told a reporter that "my problems are my own fault." The veteran New York Times reporter Ken McLiar, who has been searching area dumpsters for a 3,785-part series on people who are homeless due to the evils of American capitalism, admits he was astonished by Mr. Kookish's bizarre confession.
When asked to elaborate, Mr. Kookish went on to say, "I went through college drinking and smoking dope and never learned anything. I've had many job opportunities but didn't bother to show up. My family left me a nice house to live in but I took out home equity loans on it and spent the money on hookers and gambling. When the housing boom collapsed I lost everything. I made bad decisions and here I am bearing the consequences."
[font=Arial]This story looks like Sixth Columnist activity! 'Personal Responsibility' is a bourgeois concept, like 'Private Property,' which has no existence in Socialist Reality! This man is in need of immediate treatment! He is not only mentally, but politically, ill. [/font]
4/13/2013, 7:06 pm
Pamalinsky
Bring Back The Trickle Down Economy? Huh?
As a brilliant Neo-Con, I know exactly what this means.
Urinate on one's own self!
4/14/2013, 7:56 am
Shovel 4 U
Comrade;
Seeing OBAMAVILLE AFFORDABLE HOUSING™ projects springing up in the flyover bitter clinging heartland of AmeriKa is all the proof we need that our current 5 yr. plan is working!
