The People's Cube - Political Satire

It is that glorious time of the year again, when all progressive comrades leap from the trenches in a heroic forward assault on the enemies of korrekt thought!

Look around you, we have the capitalists on the run! Comrade Chavez has proven the value of socialized medicine, North Korea is preparing a nuclear war, the Castro brothers have announced a timeline for stepping down, and President Obama is calling for a confiscation of all tactical assault bb guns and water pistols. The time is NOW comrades! Seize the day, seize the moment, and ONWARD to the GLORIOUS WORLD OF NEXT TUESDAY! WE SHALL PREVAIL!

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Spring Forward!

Colonel; Can we just skip ahead to when the Best Speaker Who Ever Lived ™ makes its her triumphant return to lead the floor of a true Peoples House after the mid-terms in 14?

I.M. Craptek wrote:You forgot something

Flying monkeys?

THAT's why all my clocks are right again, all of a sudden....