The People's Cube - Political Satire

Michelle is 50 (Honk if you like). Fortunately they have the funds to pay for Michelle's 50th B-Day celebration, now that White House tours have been stopped as part those wicked Republican Sequester cuts.

Ok, Ok, they are just paying Beyonce's expenses, which would barely be enough to cover the war in Afghanistan unless she decides to bring her full lighting crew.

Let's take her bowling:

Michelle Is The BIG 50

Well, perhaps if she laid off the french fries and tamales....

Oh, you mean her age.


Never mind.

Opiate of the People wrote:

Michelle Is The BIG 50

Well, perhaps if she laid off the french fries and tamales....

A shame none of it made it to her chest, isn't it?

I have to admit, though, that I really have no idea what's normal for female wookies...