The People's Cube - Political Satire

Loyal Comradery and provocative proles and trolls:

We have much celebrating to expand upon! Once again, our dear leader is pulling big wooly trick over the blind "can't we all get along to go along" Rethuglicans (this is getting as easy as stealing beets from a baby, is it not?!)

Dear leader is having a 'shove this up yours' moment by his appointment of Comrade in USSR Good Standing, Sec. Tom "Chavez" Perez (ah yes, his name has quite a 'ring' to it, does it not?) He has proved to be a trust and true Marxist in the fashion of fallen Obama comrade, Huge Chavez the First .... may he rest in peace wherever he is resting, for the rest of his life... days... internment.

Comrade Perez is the most loyal Obama dissident who dismissed the guilty case against the Black Panty Panther Party for their invoking voter intimidation with nightsticks (glorious, was it not, and it worked so well!) Pisserez Perrez Perez is doing the work that Rethuglicans won't do: fundamentally changing America, by one or two dictatorial fiats at a time. "All hail Obama!"

Vodka rations will be distributed outside the left latrine on the West side of the gulag at 5 pm today. Please be there with your redistributed Obama drinking mug for a time of celebratories! Be there, or be square, as Red Squaring is always saying.

Comrades, West side of the gulag at 5 pm.....
words to the wise......"an early Marxist never misses a boxcar".

Don't worry, Fraulein. Media-Matters has cleared up all lies and half truths regarding Comrade Chavez Perez in a recent article. As you can see, our "police" officials are on the job!

It is as relieving as Gas-X to know we have MM to squash down these lies about our loyal comrade. Why, if the truth got out to the general public...... Dear Leader should close down Fox News and talking radio heads for their slanderous accusations of facts. Thank you for the updating, Comrade Craptek!