2/11/2007, 4:12 pm
This morning my Red Star Radio picked up the following transmission from Deepcover Moonbat:
From: Deepcover Moonbat
Fellow comrades;
I bring to your most ignoble attention a matter of significant importance. I have been contacted by an unknown entity of extraterrestrial origin… maybe. Intelligence reports indicate that on March 17, 2007 a significant gathering of The People will occur. (The People (See The Masses): Rightful owners of everything by virtue of their existence.)
Said gathering will be held on March 17th in Washington D.C.
Please use your omnipotent powers and Laika the Space Dog to communicate the seriousness of this situation to min-onions .
(Security note: the reader of this e-mail must now eat the display monitor in front of them to protect the cover of Deepcover Moonbat. Also apply a vigorous scrubbing to the face to remove any potential residual textual implantation from the electromagnetic emanations from said display.)
ANTI WAR Rally MARCH 17th, 2007
https://gatheringofeagles.org/From: Deepcover Moonbat
Fellow comrades;
Said gathering will be held on March 17th in Washington D.C.
Please use your omnipotent powers and Laika the Space Dog to communicate the seriousness of this situation to min-onions .
(Security note: the reader of this e-mail must now eat the display monitor in front of them to protect the cover of Deepcover Moonbat. Also apply a vigorous scrubbing to the face to remove any potential residual textual implantation from the electromagnetic emanations from said display.)