The People's Cube - Political Satire

**4/7/2013, 9:26 am**

Undoubtedly inspired by our own Minister of Fun and Pleasure, the Ugandan Ministry of Ethics and Integrity has proposed a new government dictate that would make it a crime for women to wear the publicly offensive attire known to all as the "miniskirt".

When recently questioned about the dictate, Ethics Minister Simon Lokodo said:

Any attire which exposes intimate parts of the human body, especially areas that are of erotic function, are outlawed. Anything above the knee is outlawed. If a woman wears a miniskirt, we will arrest her". Lokodo continued... "We are saying anything that exposes private parts of the human body is pornography and anything obscene will be outlawed. Television should not broadcast a sexy person. Certain intimate parts of the body cannot be opened except for a spouse in a private place.

Story: Uganda proposes ban on miniskirts in move against women's rights

Of course, like any good government dictate, government approved exceptions and kickbacks will exempt the more equal among us.

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**4/7/2013, 12:44 pm**

Unkulturny hereby selflessly volunteers to interrogate the hot little redhead thought criminal in the top photo. And have no fear - before we are done, we'll get to the bottom of her issues (perhaps after a little beet vodka, da?)

**4/7/2013, 2:42 pm**

This should put an end to the bathing suit, tennis, sun tan lotion, and panties in Uganda. Good move, Minister Loko-Lokodo!

**4/7/2013, 3:04 pm**

Personally, I prefer to place all women on a pedestal. High enough to look under their skirts!

**4/7/2013, 10:00 pm**

Ok, that settles it for me. I am definitely going to stop eating anything I drop on public seating areas. That next Jelly-Belly is just going to sit there.

**4/8/2013, 6:19 pm**

[color=#C0392B][b]ThePeoplesComrade[/b][/color] wrote:OK, that settles it for me. I am definitely going to stop eating anything I drop on public seating areas. That next Jelly Belly is just going to sit there.

Dear Comrade ThePeoplesComrade -

If we should ever meet I would like to buy you an apostrophe as well as a couple of spaces!

But I digress...

What if the Jelly Belly has fallen onto a clean blanket but a lovely woman is sitting on the bean... would you eat the bean in this circumstance?

Be advised... R.O.C.K. Captain Jack Sparrow is in the vicinity.

You must decide now!