The People's Cube - Political Satire

Nobody can match a socialist for loving compassionate intentions towards our nations youth. That is why we collectively fund indoctrination centers schools... it shows how much we care for the little dears. And we must also show that we support women's rights... unless they are tiny helpless little women.

That is why I predict the popularity of the new thinking person's bumper sticker recently spotted in front of the Gosnell mansion, as shown below.

Keep abortion legal....for the children!!

GLORIOUS!! I am wondering why we do not have those available for a small exorbitant fee at the Gulag Sunday and Electric Recharging Center??!

Red Walrus, you have made me jealous of your fancy vehicle!! And btw, did you receive Official Party Approval for purchase?? I am just wondering before I fill out my IRS Investigate Report. (I am sure you have broken no Obama Laws but I felt competed to bring Purchasing Requirements to your attention to make sure you have not gotten your claws on any Gas Guzzling Auto's Targeted For Destruction by the regime)

Comrade Walrus - I, too, have recently upgraded my vehicle! And of course I added a bumpersticker to the side to honor our Glorious Leader! My pro-abortion and anti-NRA stickers are all on the rear.

We are missing the big one this day Comrades. There's a buzz that workers at the IRS Collect Food Stamps and benefits. Do they pay income tax on those? Enquiring Party Members want to know.

I am humbly proud that I am not consumed with greed and still drive my government provided Obama-mobile

.

Without even asking my drivers have affixed the ultimate statement of Progressive Thought™ . The Glorious "O" says everything, and nothing, all at once! No need to load up bumpers with statements on new distractions issues when needed. And after all, I can only support what I am told to believe, which may evolve over time ....

My Dear Fraulein,

The local Commissar awarded me a Progressive equalness ranking nearly equivalent to Comradette Hillary and Comrade Martin Sheen, and thus, felt I was due this "ride". So long as I shout Mooreism's (7 times a day) in my apartment hallways using Party supplied bullhorn. And your Obamamobile looks "wonderful" on you!

Comrade R.O.C.K.,

It appears you have the 4 wheel drive Protective Green 4BO model. You must be far more equal than I. And a luggage rack on the top for travel! You must truely be a most equal revolutionary. Keep up the good work Comrade!

Comrade Anyer,

If you need another driver and a ride somewhere cold (damn global warming™) , maybe to Comradette Pelosi's compound, it appears Comrade R.O.C.K. has plenty of room just above his windshield!

Now that winter's almost over, I was able to finally put my good rims and tires on yesterday!

Plus, I felt I should add one more sticker to honor our Misloom friends and current events.

I'm like that.