The People's Cube - Political Satire

While he stated that it's hard to say for sure, former New York representative Anthony Weiner said that it's possible additional photos like the one that made him famous could rise to the surface.

Weiner said candidly that, with the Interwebs as engorged as they are with pics and data, even though he's been a stand up kind of a guy since retiring from office there's no guarantee that more revealing photos won't turn up.

When asked about rumors that he might run for mayor, the former congressman from New York said "It's been a long and hard several months, but I haven't grown soft on my desire to be involved in government!"

The Congressman has taken a firrm stance. The thrust of his message is clear; he should head for the race for mayor, whatever may come; and not pull out before the climax because of Puritan criticism of his "issue" (s).

Comrades,

We must give Weiner a hand.

Would a flipper come in handy?

Red Walrus wrote:Would a flipper come in handy?

oooooh, kinky!

I've often wondered what these progs would do with their lives if they were suddenly forbidden to manage ours.

If the opportunity arises, I would think that he could "handle this himself". Poor fellow, being disgraced as a "Member" of government must be pretty "hard to swallow".

Where is Weiner's right hand? Answer: Just look at that self satisfied expression on his face.

Comrades, I do suspect that he has the situation firmly in hand - it's hardly a new issue at this point, and I think we can rest assured that Comrade Weiner wood handle anything that came out in the future appropriately, barring a stroke of particularly bad luck.

On a side note, I knew my fellow Cubists would be up for this ;)

You don't think he'd give his constituents the shaft again? if he does, he's liable to get sacked...

Anthony David Weiner (formerly “Wiener”) was having an affair with one of his mistresses.

Shortly after this started, she told him she was pregnant.

Not wanting his long-suffering wife Huma Abedein to know, he gave the mistress a large sum of money and asked her to go to Germany where his ancestors came from, and have the baby there.

“But how will you know when the baby is born?” the mistress asked.

Anthony replied, “Just send me a postcard and write “Sauerkraut'” on the back.”

Not knowing what else to do, the mistress took the money and flew to Germany.

Six months went by and then one day Huma called Anthony at the office very confused, “Tony, you received a very strange message on a postcard today and I don't understand what it means.”

Anthony replied, “Just wait until I get home and read it, and I will explain it to you.”

Later that evening, after he came home, Anthony read the postcard and immediately passed out.

Huma picked up the card and read, “Sauerkraut, sauerkraut, sauerkraut, sauerkraut - two with wieners, two without!”

This picture of him in San Francisco arose just a short time ago. https://blog.sfgate.com/cityinsider/201 ... etirement/

Is Weiner French?

I must announce to my fellow Comrades who are not resisting the easy temptation to just go for just some cheap laughs at Anthony Weiner's expense. This is not helping our cause on rehabilitating his image with the masses!!!

Comrades, it is time instead for us to rally around the flag pole and ensure that Mr. Wiener is now thrusted up in the masses minds as an upright individual who will not go limp when taking on the reichwing. Lest we forget Weiner stuck it out there for all to see and in doing so showed the little guys that they had a guy with his hands firmly on the issue that matters to them most.

For this Comrade at least...............................

Till he actually announces he's officially running and putting it out there again.

He's is going to be a great Mayor and......wait seems we've got some kinda unidentified action on the People's Navy radar screen.

Some evil Kapitalist may take advantage of this man's return to the stiff competition of politics to try to market sausages on-line. At present you can get candy-grams, bear-grams, beware of the time of the marketing of weiner-grams.

I do not want to be sounding negatory and rejectatorial, but I am not personal wishing anymore "rise" from Weiner. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH EMAILS PICTORIALS FROM SAID WEINER.

Mr. Weiner is a prime example of the old adage: "if you ever watched how sausage was made you'd never eat another one again."

May he find a Saudi goat herd to rule over.

This tool is a Low Influence Member of Politics (acronym alert!) and lacks the stroke needed to push anything through.

He is the gift that keeps on giving isn't he.

The Weiner supporters are ready to do their part. Only electile dysfunction could keep him from the mayor's chair now ...

What are you gonna do... wieners love buns!

It may be trite, I've always been fond of Gennifer Flowers' answer when asked during a TV interview about "presidential proportions" - she said "Well, Arkansas IS a small state".

Anyer Marx wrote:The Weiner supporters are ready to do their part. Only electile dysfunction could keep him from the mayor's chair now ..

Comrade Marx,

It's the windshield wipers that make it so special.

We must be remembering the happy Weiner family: Mrs. Weiner, baby Weiner (Walter or Wilma Weiner) and Commander Weiner. I am thinking Comrade Weiner is needing some 'personal time' to be reaching out for moral support. This will enhance his 'family time" (which is what beloved, deceased ex-Mr. Pelosi's used to be telling me, so it must be factual)

What better support would he find, than Facebooking, Tweetering or those private chatting rooms I have heard about? And maybe with enough support he will be Mr. Mayor Weiner in the Peoples Republic of Socialist New York!

Frank'nWeiner

Perhaps his first withdraw from politics was premature? His up and coming attitude can't be beat singlehandedly...

Comrade Weiner's new campaign manager swells with pride at the progress toward the next election...

Dig4Utopia wrote:
Frank'nWeiner

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Comrade Dig, I always thought either Mr. Frank or Mr. Weiner would have a lot in common with FranknFURTER: