The answer is very clear to me. Comrade Barack Hussein Obama. Look at the fear in the eyes on the vicious national Zoo animal. Terrorists are no match for our Dear Leader™ .
4/26/2013, 10:46 am
Nekulturny Klass Enemy
Baby Pygmy Hippo is the milk fed crated veal of the exotic food world
4/26/2013, 11:01 am
Comrade Putout
Sorry... but I'm callin' Vlad!
4/26/2013, 11:12 am
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
I am thinking with Red Walrus: Comrade Pootn... Putin is too ferocious and fearsome holding what will soon be completely banned in the USSR -- evil gunnery.
It is much more obamaesk and thoughtful to treat could-be criminals in a kindly fashion. After all, WE DO NOT WISH TO MAKE OVER CONTINGENTS.... and, umm, uh... right here contingents, ANGRIER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE AT AMERIKAN (since we live here).
I am voting for dear leader!!!, who has proved he can catch and release... kill bin Laden and is continuing (cough cough) to protect the all the peoples!
I would fear Pinkie's golden shovel of retribution and reeducation.
4/26/2013, 2:24 pm
Anyer Marx
I'll go with Napoleonitano. She's got more bullets than anyone on the planet. Thankfully, of course.
4/26/2013, 3:05 pm
Ted State
Now THAT IS SCARY! Anyer, my money too is on Big Sis.
4/26/2013, 3:35 pm
Counterpunch
We must all practice the art of Kung-Frau. For defensive purposes only, of course.
4/26/2013, 5:01 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
The Yanquis used to say about the Soviet Army that "quantity has a quality all its own" and all of that ammo that Big Janet is sitting on is a noteworthy quantity but the velocity of the average bullet is somewhere between 1200 and 1600 feet per second.
As one of a very short list of survivors of FOUR whacks from the shovel in one post, I can tell you that the shovel is faster. Much much faster. Beware, and be warned...
4/26/2013, 7:41 pm
Captain Craptek
To coin a phrase: The shovel is mightier than the sword."
4/26/2013, 7:48 pm
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
Anyer Marx wrote:I'll go with Napoleonitano. She's got more bullets than anyone on the planet. Thankfully, of course.
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I'm glad those evil, people-killing bullets are not around ME, that's for sure!
4/26/2013, 9:13 pm
ThePeoplesComrade
The Russian Bear and Uncle Sam have had their issues, true enough. But a common threat tends to bring even fierce adversaries together. So Vladimir Putin has extended a cooperative hand across the sea and beckoned common cause to our dear leader B. Hussein Obama. Together we can accomplish what alone is otherwise impossible.
4/27/2013, 11:39 am
Comrade Sovremennyy
I'm not sure those are people killing bullets next to Big Sis in that picture, look at the smile on her face...
4/27/2013, 11:47 am
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Comrade Sovremennyy wrote:I'm not sure those are people killing bullets next to Big Sis in that picture, look at the smile on her face...
EWW! EWW! EWW!
4/28/2013, 7:36 am
Anyer Marx
Just hollow point suppositories ... for the masses.
4/28/2013, 3:19 pm
Captain Craptek
Reduces the chance of lead poisoning.
4/29/2013, 9:35 am
Ted State
Hey Peoples Comrade, the I am using him as bait is the funniest thing on the internets this month. Beet of the week for you!
4/29/2013, 11:16 am
Comrade Putout
Anyer Marx wrote:Just hollow point suppositories ... for the masses.
Captain Craptek wrote:Reduces the chance of lead poisoning.
And you might become a flying squirrel!
4/29/2013, 1:46 pm
Captain Craptek
Comrade Putout,
Once again I thank you for saving me time. I've adopted PART of your suggested Captain Craptek avatar - that, being the less painful text part.
