The People's Cube - Political Satire

**4/28/2013, 1:23 am**

Metaphysical Cube

The Dali Cube

Agenda 21 Cube

Prehistoric Cube

Monolithic Cube

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Knowledge of the Cube's dominance and prevalence throughout history has been suppressed by Fox News, Christians and the evil Koch brothers. It is high time the truth was revealed.

**4/28/2013, 11:45 am**

I have been in possession of this image for several weeks.

I loath myself for even storing it on my hard drive.

And now I start down the path of betrayal and incrimination!

Could this be a young Oleg?

Could this in fact be the conception of The People's Cube™?

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Boston terrorist mother pointing edited for cube2.jpg

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Moon Cubes

**4/28/2013, 5:04 pm**

The slaying of Julius Caesar

**4/28/2013, 5:23 pm**

Thus the infamous quote:

et cube Brute?

**4/28/2013, 5:55 pm**

[img]/images/Cube_Apes.jpg[/img]

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We hold these cubes to be self-evident...

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Vladimir Putin's mistress, Alina Kabaeva, won the gold medal at the 2004 Athens Olympics by obtaining a perfect score during The People's Cube™ portion of her performance in the individual all-around for rhythmic gymnastics. (Hoop 26.800, People's Cube™ 30.000, Clubs 27.150, Ribbon 27.100)

...another angle.

The People's Cube™ was replaced by The People's Ball™ after a career ending forearm injury.

The People's Ball™ is still in use to this day.

**4/28/2013, 9:33 pm**

"Reshpond with a Shingle Shquare, the red one..."

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Separated at birth?

BORG Queen angered by sight of The Peoples Cube?
OR
OBORG Queen angered by sight of The Peoples Cube?
OR
FLOTUS angered by sight of The Peoples Cube?
OR
Michelle Obama angered by sight of The Peoples Cube?

--KOOK

**4/28/2013, 9:50 pm**

**4/28/2013, 10:13 pm**

Uncovered: Marine archaeologist Frank Goddio shows a stone slab and mysterious embedded Cube found in the sunken city of Heracleion.

**4/28/2013, 10:14 pm**

Miss Putout, as usual you are revealing more about this subject than common comrades could possibly know or understand. You are quite the little instructor.

Millions make pilgrimage each year to the "Cube" for worship, throwing their designer clothes and jewelry at it while denouncing capitalism.

**4/28/2013, 11:26 pm**

Wow! I wish I had time to visit with the teaming throng...Looks like a blast!

**4/28/2013, 11:33 pm**

Celebrities have taken to wearing a cube attached to a delicate chain around their necks to enhance their cleavage, lovingly coined "The Boobra Cube" after its namesake Boobra Streisand.

**4/28/2013, 11:41 pm**

Comrade Putout wrote:Vladimir Putin's mistress, Alina Kabaeva, won the gold medal at the 2004 Athens Olympics by obtaining a perfect score during The People's Cube™ portion of her performance in the individual all-around for rhythmic gymnastics. (Hoop 26.800, People's Cube™ 30.000, Clubs 27.150, Ribbon 27.100)

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The People's Cube™ was replaced by The People's Ball™ after a career ending forearm injury:

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Comrade PutOUT -- My Comrade PutIN suggested The Peoples Balls are MUCH more likely to cause me more problems than The Peoples Cube, so he insists that I use The Peoples Tube instead:

--PutIN's Mistress

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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Miss Putout, as usual you are revealing more about this subject than common comrades could possibly know or understand. You are quite the little instructor.

**4/29/2013, 12:55 am**

There was a time when The People's Cube™ was 'worth its weight in gold!'

Even monkeys possessed Cubes™.

Evil men would capture these monkeys and take their Cubes™.

This photo was snapped just before the situation turned very ugly!

ThePeoplesComrade - spanked by a monkey!

And to think that I once considered you a possible husband for one of my daughters!?

I am very drunk sad...

**4/29/2013, 1:32 am**

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**4/29/2013, 1:32 am**

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Miss Putout, as usual you are revealing more about this subject than common comrades could possibly know or understand. You are quite the little instructor.

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Millions make pilgrimage each year to the "Cube" for worship, throwing their designer clothes and jewelry at it while denouncing capitalism.

cube worship.jpg

cube haji.jpg

It is called "Al Ku'ubah" by the Muslims, Comrade, who are required to solve it at least once in their lifetime

**4/29/2013, 1:59 am**

--KOOK

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Glorious contributions all, exept the ones that are a bit suspect. Please begin filling ouit the paperwork for an additional ration of cube steak as a reward for your equal efforts. And remember comrades, if you boogie, do the cube snake boogie.

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**4/29/2013, 3:32 pm**

The Prophet Muhammad receiving The People's Cube from the angel Gabriel.

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**4/29/2013, 4:11 pm**

Unfortunately, Michelangelo created...Progressives.

God created the Progressive after his own image.

**4/29/2013, 4:23 pm**

Capt. Commie wrote:The Prophet Muhammad receiving The People's Cube from the angel Gabriel.

Capt. Commie,

For your own safety I have taken the liberty of eliminating an offensive portion of this image.

**4/29/2013, 4:57 pm**

Thank you Captain Craptek. What was I thinking?! It was not my intent to offend our mooslim comrades.

**4/29/2013, 5:56 pm**

I recall my prog-formative years, we would drag main 'till the wee hours planning the revolution and power to the people.

**4/29/2013, 5:59 pm**

I just discovered this People's Cube commercial made by some college kid in 2009 and posted to YouTube without my knowledge. Show yourself, comrade!

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**4/29/2013, 10:13 pm**

When can we see the new "Cube Nuts" in store #86?

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**4/30/2013, 6:11 pm**

Tovarichi wrote:
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Comrade Tovarichi, you are getting a lot of good mileage out of that little red square. Waste not want not is an adage I live by as well. I think we should share and have it in common. Let's call it "The Affordable Cube Act".

**4/30/2013, 10:23 pm**

So long as it is paid for by millionaires and billionaires, and I can check it's status on my Obamaphone, call it whatever ferments your beets!
Cheers!

**4/30/2013, 11:51 pm**

Here's a png version I made about the same size.

**5/1/2013, 1:06 am**

Captain Craptek - You were all over that cube my furry friend!

**5/1/2013, 8:41 am**

Comrade Putout, you didn't leave any white space around the cube, losing its proletariat charm.

**5/1/2013, 8:48 am**

RED CUBEONITE - the ultimate natural weakness of all kapitalist kulaks.

**5/1/2013, 10:12 pm**

BIG BANG!

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**5/2/2013, 4:47 pm**

"We can make them cheaper, faster, provide supply repair services with spare parts and exclusive tax benefits to Store #86, so I think we can do business..."

**5/2/2013, 4:49 pm**

“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal." (losers, that is)

Your pal, Abraham Lincoln

Translation: Four score really means "four square" as in The Cube.