The People's Cube - Political Satire

Middle-school California kids, now you can be as sexually profligate as you want to be--and your parents don't even have to know about it!

The California Condom Access Project, run by the California Health Council, which is making condoms available for kids as young as 12 in an online, taxpayer-funded condom delivery service, has expanded their service to include San Diego and Fresno counties.

Just dial 888-HOOKUPS. We have you covered. Free instruction video and "Boogie Nights" discount coupon with every order.

But the market is up and unemployment numbers are down (or at least someone's version of unemployment numbers). Life is progressing, progressively.

Instead of deliveries, why not state-mandated distribution?

Simply equip a vehicle to roam the neighborhoods, advertising its services with a rather straight forward, up standing, out in the open, non-subliminal graphic message.

Kind'a like the Good Humor Man of the 21st Century.

Remember comrades... " It's for the children. "

Comrade Fine,

I believe those are known as "Condom-minimums"

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Fine,

I believe those are known as "Condom-minimums"

Possibly we have a new educational standard, Common Whore, under the supervision of Homeland Obscurity.

Let us not forget how many jobs this will bring to the collective! No longer will The Future Workers have to worry about where the next People's Tube™ will come from, The State shall provide! And think about all the pizza dinners that will be missed for the benefit of our Dear Leadyer when the pizza delivery boys are replaced as Administrators for Modern Educational Equipment™!

The kids are going to do it anyway, so why not use other people's money to make them feel more comfortable an accepted?

Along the same line of thinking, if the oppressed Muslim minorities in Africa and the Middle East are going to perform female genital mutilation on little girls anyway, why not use our taxpayer money to build female circumcision hospitals, so as to avoid back alley clitorectomies?

FINALLY they will be able to put to good use all those antiquated ice ceam trucks that regulatory hurdles put out of business! I wonder what mind-numbing repetitive music will alert The Collective Children™ that the truck is in the 'hood?

Red Square wrote:The kids are going to do it anyway, so why not use other people's money to make them feel more comfortable an accepted?

Along the same line of thinking, if the oppressed Muslim minorities in Africa and the Middle East are going to perform female genital mutilation on little girls anyway, why not use our taxpayer money to build female circumcision hospitals, so as to avoid back alley clitorectomies?

I am thinking coat hangers here ... although in this case a rusty spoon might do it. Anyway this is what we will revert to without taxpayer funded Holy Koran Clitorectomy Centers.

I am ordering dozens of box's for the *Peoples Kinder- Indoctrination & Sex Ed Center. We have seen too many young females multiplying and redistribution, which we know is not their fault but the fault of poor parental units who do not distribute condoms!! No child should go without condoms and coat hangers! We do not want unwanted parental units "burdened" with fetuses, now do we!?

She's baaaaack!

If the condom proves too hard to master...

Three highly effective forms of birth control rarely used in high school.

Ru Paul


Perez Hilton


Samantha Ronson
(I'm looking rather healthy, Samantha... not so much!)

Well Comrades. it will save the collective the costs of an abortion later so in the end, it's good for the economy. Ya see, it's a win, win situation!

What is this "costs" to which you refer, Captain Comrade?

All health care is free in the progressive world of NextTuesday™!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:What is this "costs" to which you refer, Captain Comrade?

All health care is free in the progressive world of NextTuesday™!

Forgive me Comrade. I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, I wasn't thinking.