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Dear Comrades,

The Commissar for Media Supervision and Guidance under the Directorate of Racial Equality Enforcement of the Socialist Democratic Party has denounced Citizen Chris Matthews for racism and reactionary bigotry in his criticism of Comrade Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama.

Citizen Matthews is a licensed presenter for American Media Collective Office #37 (also known as MSNBC), and had been tasked with the education of the workers and peasants in Socialist theory, particularly Dialectical Progressivism. His duties entailed the proper interpretation of news for the Masses in accordance with the directives the American Media Collective receives from the Party.

Citizen Matthew's recent outbursts during a live broadcast violate the fair usage of bandwidth as regulated by the Federal Communications Commission, in addition to betraying the Proletariat by insulting their collective wisdom in appointing Comrade B. B. Obama as Future President. As mentioned previously, Comrade Barack has not yet assumed the full Presidency of the USSA as a truly Socialist State, and until he does he cannot be held accountable for the occasional problems that arise in the implementation of Socialism in the USSA.

Therefore, Citizen Matthews has violated the very basic principle of appropriate commentary, when he has criticized Comrade Barack when the Party's authority has not yet been consolidated and reactionary forces are still at work in the People's Congress. Until all Capitalists and Kulaks have been purged from the State administrative organs, there can be no room for deviant opinions like Matthews'. Dissent of any kind undermines the progress of the State and oppresses the Masses.


The Directorate has sent a congratulatory telegram to Comrade Chris Matthews for making this denunciation of himself through his previous broadcasts prior to his criminal outburst. The Party welcomes pre-crime denunciations that make the work of investigators much easier. Matthews' previous broadcasts will be used as part of his trial, which can only be avoided if he agrees to renounce his previous non-conformist statements and undergoes a thorough Internal Revenue Service audit and body cavity examination.

Citizen Matthews must be punished for betraying the Party! Comrades, agitate for Matthews removal from MSNBC, and replace him with a loyal Socialist!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

There are reports that Chris' BF 110 has been found in the Virginia farm field where it crashed after Chris ran out of fuel and bailed out while attempting to fly to rethuglikkan headquarters on a "peace mission."

I am thinking loyal comrade Matthews is simply fallen off the Progressive Train To Nowhere. There is no substantive positive proof he is a racist... how can his leg stop tingling or chilling or reminding him of the IRS??

I am DENOUNCING said proclamation, until there is an accurate photo of his anti-Obama, racist views . . . .
oops, well, disregard my previously regarded comment.

If there was ever a perfect example of Freuds "projection" theory it's demonstrated by Matthews in this video. Wiki def: projection - Psychological projection was first conceptualized by Sigmund Freud as a defense mechanism in which a person unconsciously rejects his or her own unacceptable attributes by ascribing them to objects or persons in the outside world instead. It involves psychically expelling one's negative qualities onto others, and is a common psychological process.


Through the power of "projection", Matthews is able to send his mind across space and into the heads of Rethuglikkkans to accurately explain for us their real thoughts! This is why my TV is always on MSLSD!

Comrade Red Walrus -- most amusing. You made me snort out vodka through my left nostril.

I am happy to help the Collective Fraulein. Now we must all gather around MSNBC in large homogenous groups, to aid Comrade Chris Tingles in his time of need.