The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades.

The People's President has provided the masses with a forum at whitehouse.gov to petition our glorious leaders and influence government policy. It is called… We the People(s).

The idea is this. The People's can draft a petition online at whitehouse.gov demanding a government action. When the signed petitions reach 100,000 People's, the White House will issue an official response!! Imagine that, comrades. 100,000 signatures is less than the number of People's who leave the labor force each month. A most glorious concept. The opportunity to shape government policy, or at least receive a bureaucratic slap down, is endless.

I have attached the video below showing how this works. I will leave it to more equal minds to promote petitions. Your suggestions are greatly encouraged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... dcotOjqnVI

Hello, I've been a fanof your page for some time, and decided to join the Kollektive!

I think we should peition Dear Leader to appologize to nakoula Nakoula for blaming him for the attack on Benghazi, and having him jailed to perpetuate his lie!

Comrade El Presidente,

I have only one suggestion . . . We begin the petition, for the Collective, to keep President Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH), Presidentin for another 18 to 20 years (or until further notice). Obamaphone lady had it right, not only do the most equal in Clevelandistan need him in Presidentin for more handouts, but don't we all need the exact same thing . . . "The Alpha and the Omega, the One"

Froward FORWARD!

Anyer Marx wrote:

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Your flow chart clarifies the petition process most beautifully, Marx.

Hello, I've been a fanof your page for some time, and decided to join the Kollektive!

I think we should peition Dear Leader to appologize to nakoula Nakoula for blaming him for the attack on Benghazi, and having him jailed to perpetuate his lie!

Nice try, Moss92g, but you have revealed yourself to be a neo-kulak infiltrator. Yes, INFILTRATOR!

I, Betinov, Guardian of the People's Thought (Hello, Brain-in-a-Jar--I didn't have this done for cosmetic purposes) have detected a subtle, yet unmistakeble tone of dissatisfaction in your post. You suggest that the President, who is the Light-Worker, a Transcendental Being who actually had to take a step DOWN to assume the office of President owes an apology for something he has done.

FOOL!

The President, who blesses us with his very presence and whose very golf shot is a study of grace and poetry in motion, DOES NOT APOLOGIZE. EVER. To do so would be to admit fallibility, and the President, by his very nature, is infallible. Your suggestion has no merit, and reveals you to be nothing more than a conservative posing as a member of the collective.

And besides, The President, who knows all, sees all, and loves each and every one of us as his own mother loved him, had absolutely no involvement with the decision to blame the Benghazi attack on this "film-maker," and in fact was unaware that the attack had even happened. If it indeed did happen. It is quite possible that the entire episode was ginned up by the GOP in a film studio on a sound stage.

So watch your step, moss92g. We certainly will be.

Besides, Comrade Brain In Jar:

Ivan Betinov wrote:

Hello, I've been a fanof your page for some time, and decided to join the Kollektive!

I think we should peition Dear Leader to appologize to nakoula Nakoula for blaming him for the attack on Benghazi, and having him jailed to perpetuate his lie!

Nice try, Moss92g, but you have revealed yourself to be a neo-kulak infiltrator. Yes, INFILTRATOR!

I, Betinov, Guardian of the People's Thought (Hello, Brain-in-a-Jar--I didn't have this done for cosmetic purposes) have detected a subtle, yet unmistakeble tone of dissatisfaction in your post. You suggest that the President, who is the Light-Worker, a Transcendental Being who actually had to take a step DOWN to assume the office of President owes an apology for something he has done.

FOOL!

The President, who blesses us with his very presence and whose very golf shot is a study of grace and poetry in motion, DOES NOT APOLOGIZE. EVER. To do so would be to admit fallibility, and the President, by his very nature, is infallible. Your suggestion has no merit, and reveals you to be nothing more than a conservative posing as a member of the collective.

And besides, The President, who knows all, sees all, and loves each and every one of us as his own mother loved him, had absolutely no involvement with the decision to blame the Benghazi attack on this "film-maker," and in fact was unaware that the attack had even happened. If it indeed did happen. It is quite possible that the entire episode was ginned up by the GOP in a film studio on a sound stage.

So watch your step, moss92g. We certainly will be.

Congratulations moss92g, (if that really is your name)

You have attracted the attention of our #1 thought-crime detector, Comrade Betinov. I highly recommend that you do NOT discuss "mathematics" or related subjects openly. (or otherwise) I, Craptek, can personally attest to this. Also, any suggestion of fallibility on the part of Dear Leader is to be assiduously avoided. Good luck.