The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, as we watch Our Dear Leader Obama (or ODL for short) being attacked with another faux scandal, analysis proves the Tea Party is to blame, not Obama!

The Tea Party is an extremely dangerous and violent organization. Just listen to Comrade Julian Bond's assessment:

“I don't think there's a double standard at all,” Bond said. “I think it's entirely legitimate to look at the tea party. I mean, here are a group of people who are admittedly racist, who are overtly political, who tried as best they can to harm President [Barack] Obama in every way they can,” Bond continued. “They are the Taliban wing of American politics and we all ought to be a little worried about them,” Bond asserted.

When asked if his assessment of the Tea Party was “a little harsh,” Bond said that it was not. “The truth hurts,” Bond insisted.

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Yep, the truth hurts. Based on that assessment alone, the Tea Party sounds like the most evil collection of humans ever assembled on Mother Earth. I did some research on them, have you ever seen these depraved animals? They're REALLY scary.....

Despite the obvious message of anti-socialist HATE on their signs, I was shocked to find out that nobody was stoned or beheaded at that particular Tea Party rally; even though you can see the pure rage in their eyes. So the Tea Party is basically the Taliban, that is a truthful representation so says Comrade Bond. For instance, remember when the Boston Marathon bombings happened, most racists initially assumed Islamic terrorists were responsible, but not ODL Obama, he was ahead of the curve....

"The word has taken on a different meaning since 9/11," Axelrod said of the phrase "terrorist attack."

"You use those words and it means something very specific in people's mind. And I'm sure what was going through the president's mind is -- we really don't know who did this -- it was tax day. Was it someone who was pro--you know,

You see, when a President's former top adviser blames a terrorist attack on their domestic political enemies, you better hope you're right, or the media will have a field day with you! In this case, thankfully the Boston bombers were indeed essentially American Taliban, making them de facto Tea Party members. All of these facts prove that the IRS did nothing wrong during an election year in silencing ODL's political enemies.

Comrades, please get the word out: Obama is innocent, yet again.[/color][/size]

What has always bothered me in the Tea Party caucuses around Ann Arborstan is the number of African Americans and Latinos who attend rallies and meetings. I mean...don't they KNOW???

Real Clear Politics, The Daily Debate, May 17 2013 - by Robert Tracinski wrote:The most ambitious push-back against the attempt to blame big government for the administration's scandals come from The New Republic's Alec MacGillis.

"The laws and regulations that the Cincinnati crew so haplessly tried to enforce were not the result of a liberal dream agenda. They were the result of a triumphant conservative assault on a campaign finance system that has prevailed since the 1970s. 501(c)(4)s have emerged as the latest way to skirt limits and disclosure requirements for campaign contributions, an end-around that was given a big boost by recent court rulings, including Citizens United. If many big-government liberals had their way, there would be no office in Cincinnati vetting 501(c)(4)s at all because they would not exist in anything like their current form. How do we know this? Because there was a vote in Congress to force disclosure of major donors (those giving more than $10,000) to 501(c)(4)s, and most Democrats voted for it. Forcing donor disclosure would greatly reduce the appeal of that tax exemption, and would thereby reduce the need for civil servants to sift through filings and send out time-consuming, inane questions. But the Disclose Act was blocked by Republican opposition."
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Here's what bothers me most about this attempt to shift the discussion to campaign finance law and 501(c)4s. The essence of this scandal is that the government was caught abusing its power—and the reaction of the left is to argue for decreasing the ability of private citizens to engage in political activism.

But if government is out of control, we need more private political activity to hold it in check. You might even say that this contributes to social welfare.

To all of which I say; you don't kill Medusa by trying to chop off her heads as fast as she can grow them. To slay the beast you must slay the beast. The IRS needs to go along with our present progressive tax system.

Comrades, we must keep calling these Kulaks Kulaks in order to get them lash out. Once we have sufficient rage built up among the Bednyaks, we'll be able to seize their land and utopia will be upon us.

Run roh...

Our party leaders are above the law and can not be expected to live under the same restrictions confining the actions of others. Latitude must be given while advancing the people's agenda forward.