5/19/2013, 1:52 pm
Comrades,
On January 23, 2013, the glorious People's Secretary of Statism, Hillary Rodham Clinton, empowered us with eight simple words that can forever be used to avoid responsibility on anything …”What difference at this point does it make?” Beautiful! I could not have said any better.
Now, May 19, 2013, just four months later, White House Senior Advisor Dan Pfeiffer has successfully reduced Rodham-Clinton's glorious eight words into one simple word that will exonerate us from any responsibility…”irrelevant.”
While appearing on CBS's Sunday talk show, De-face the Nation, Mr. Pfeiffer said it was “irrelevant” who edited the CIA talking points.
While appearing on Faux News Sunday, right wing conspirator Chris Wallace asked Mr. Pfeiffer where in fact Dear Leader was on the night of September 11, 2013, the night of the Benghazi attack. When pressed further by Wallace on exactly where the President was, Pfeiffer said most brilliantly “I don't remember what room the President was in on that night…and that's a largely irrelevant fact.”
As we know from the night that Dear Leader single handedly captured and killed Usama Bin Laden, we were most gloriously presented with the images of Dear Leader commanding the attack from the White House Situation Room. Now, the right wing media has grown obsessed with knowing exactly where Dear Leader is at any given moment, as if being on hole 17 or on a plane to a Las Vegas fundraiser is of any importance. Shameful indeed.
Luckily however, by simply classifying any uncomfortable moment as being “Irrelevant” Dear Leader is shielded from these needless annoying questions from the right wing propagandists.
On January 23, 2013, the glorious People's Secretary of Statism, Hillary Rodham Clinton, empowered us with eight simple words that can forever be used to avoid responsibility on anything …”What difference at this point does it make?” Beautiful! I could not have said any better.
Now, May 19, 2013, just four months later, White House Senior Advisor Dan Pfeiffer has successfully reduced Rodham-Clinton's glorious eight words into one simple word that will exonerate us from any responsibility…”irrelevant.”
While appearing on CBS's Sunday talk show, De-face the Nation, Mr. Pfeiffer said it was “irrelevant” who edited the CIA talking points.
While appearing on Faux News Sunday, right wing conspirator Chris Wallace asked Mr. Pfeiffer where in fact Dear Leader was on the night of September 11, 2013, the night of the Benghazi attack. When pressed further by Wallace on exactly where the President was, Pfeiffer said most brilliantly “I don't remember what room the President was in on that night…and that's a largely irrelevant fact.”
As we know from the night that Dear Leader single handedly captured and killed Usama Bin Laden, we were most gloriously presented with the images of Dear Leader commanding the attack from the White House Situation Room. Now, the right wing media has grown obsessed with knowing exactly where Dear Leader is at any given moment, as if being on hole 17 or on a plane to a Las Vegas fundraiser is of any importance. Shameful indeed.
Luckily however, by simply classifying any uncomfortable moment as being “Irrelevant” Dear Leader is shielded from these needless annoying questions from the right wing propagandists.
Situation Room - May, 2, 2011
Situation Room - September 11, 2012
Situation Room - September 11, 2012
