The People's Cube - Political Satire

**5/23/2013, 12:35 am**

...and I am giving him a hand this time!

**5/23/2013, 3:02 am**

-- And Michelle Obama is out:

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IRS Inspector General Russell J. George
https://dailycaller.com/2013/05/22/michelle-obama-may-have-dated-irs-inspector-general-in-law-school/#ixzz2U61V7VOq

**5/23/2013, 8:50 am**

Did he get this job as IRS Inspector General because he "knew" Moochelle?

**5/23/2013, 9:09 am**

Well, I know Comrade Weiner thought long and hard about exposing himself to public ridicule before plunging in again, and I'm proud of him - having the balls to try for a second coming in politics is progressively impressive!

FORWARD! and IN!

**5/23/2013, 9:51 am**

**5/23/2013, 10:46 am**

Cleanliness is next to Progressiveness!

Say, Comrade May - you're obviously close to Weiner - is there any truth to the rumors about his upcoming Twitter/Text campaign? I would think that any mayoral candidate that stands up against Comrade Weiner would be a pretty soft target for such a potent campaign.

**5/23/2013, 12:31 pm**

Courage, comrades! You can't keep a good Weiner down! He will again rise to the challenge and will be balls-deep in his constituents affairs before you cam say "wham, bam, thank to ma'am"

**5/23/2013, 3:06 pm**

Comrade Putout wrote:
...and I am giving him a hand this time!

I hear from reliable sources that Weiner will ensure that all New Yorkers can have a Big Gulp anytime they damn well please.

He also mentioned that he would no longer ban large size sugary drinks anymore either.

**5/23/2013, 3:59 pm**

--KOOK

**5/23/2013, 4:16 pm**

Aw shucks, don't ya just love someone who knows the beauty of the "working community" But I'll tell ya, I really don't have a whole lot of faith in the so-called "former congressman of compassion" of a man who has never once been photographed in a Democrat dashiki. No doubt he'll do us proud walking around in boxer shorts and t-shirts....

**5/23/2013, 5:25 pm**

I'm guessing that most of you have noticed that Captain Craptek has not made a posting on this thread. Why? I'll tell you why!! I had to shoo him out of my yard last night! I caught him trying to sell a bag of oranges to my dog Licky - a dog confined to a series of tubes and confined spaces because of his flea problem! I think he is upset with me - Captain Craptek not Licky.

Now I feel bad. I found out that Captain Craptek is a Mexican Fox Squirrel and he was doing what he had to do to survive. By the way, that's me - I have my FLOTUS bang wig on. I know - I'm not as awesome...

Captain Craptek in his natural habitat...

**5/23/2013, 7:10 pm**

The new modest Anthony Weiner.

**5/23/2013, 7:51 pm**

I haven't checked recently, are the polls up? (the photograph doesn't seem to indicate that...)

**5/23/2013, 9:53 pm**

Comrade Putout wrote:I'm guessing that most of you have noticed that Captain Craptek has not made a posting on this thread. Why? I'll tell you why!! I had to shoo him out of my yard last night! I caught him trying to sell a bag of oranges to my dog Licky - a dog confined to a series of tubes and confined spaces because of his flea problem! I think he is upset with me - Captain Craptek not Licky.

**5/23/2013, 11:25 pm**

**5/23/2013, 11:30 pm**

Weiner for Mayor Campaign Headquarters

**5/23/2013, 11:44 pm**

Oh my...

**5/24/2013, 12:56 am**

I see your Weiner for Mayor Campaign Headquarters, El Presidente, and raise you one rock-hard R.O.C.K. formation! (Fly Craptek Fly!)

**5/24/2013, 1:04 am**

Totally off topic but I just found this shocking Putout snapshot and don't know what to do with it.

**5/24/2013, 1:50 am**

I understand the campaign mascot has been disclothed disclosed.

**5/24/2013, 2:07 am**

Breaking News .... New Weiner Photo surfaces.

Mystery item No. 0

**5/24/2013, 9:18 am**

**5/24/2013, 10:36 am**

**5/24/2013, 11:38 am**

Why should he stop at mayor? Think bigger:

**5/24/2013, 1:17 pm**

One of [color=#C0392B]Fraulein Frankenfeinstein's[/color] associates wrote:I need me some dat Weinter!

All I know is Lenin works in mysterious ways! I always knew why I had every single tattoo on my body except for one... and now I know why I have that special one!

**5/24/2013, 3:12 pm**

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote: Well, I know Comrade Weiner thought long and hard about exposing himself to public ridicule before plunging in again, and I'm proud of him - having the balls to try for a second coming in politics is progressively impressive!

FORWARD! and IN!

While I am sure Little Anthony's Anthony Weiner is up for the challenge... I seriously doubt it he possesses the staying power to satisfy the voting public he wishes service serve.

**5/24/2013, 3:14 pm**

Comrade Putout wrote:
One of [color=#C0392B]Fraulein Frankenfeinstein's[/color] associates wrote:I need me some dat Weinter!

All I know is Lenin works in mysterious ways! I always knew why I had every single tattoo on my body except for one... and now I know why I have that special one!

...and WHERE -- may I ask -- is MY visage? I am quite certain one should find a MADE PROG of My stature festooned upon such a nice bit of flesh!

**5/24/2013, 3:39 pm**

....also, will Weiner's campaign require any additional stimulus.......money?

**5/24/2013, 5:10 pm**

Headlines on the horizon...

**5/24/2013, 6:19 pm**

**5/24/2013, 7:44 pm**

[color=#C0392B]Raum Emmanual Goldstein[/color] wrote:
...and WHERE -- may I ask -- is MY visage? I am quite certain one should find a MADE PROG of My stature festooned upon such a nice bit of flesh!

**5/25/2013, 7:47 am**

This is old news. My inside sources, Meow Woodward and Carl Purrstein, had the scoop on this months ago:[attachment=0]anthony-weiner-and-his-cat.jpg[/attachment]

**5/25/2013, 8:11 am**

Comrade Putout wrote:
[color=#C0392B]Raum Emmanual Goldstein[/color] wrote:
...and WHERE -- may I ask -- is MY visage? I am quite certain one should find a MADE PROG of My stature festooned upon such a nice bit of flesh!

Indeed.... Most excellent! I am please to see it is on the LEFT buttock!

**5/25/2013, 1:00 pm**

[color=#C0392B]Raum Emmanual Goldstein[/color] was most complimentary and wrote:
Indeed.... Most excellent! I am please to see it is on the LEFT buttock!