The People's Cube - Political Satire

Dear loyal Comrades, proles, trolls and unelite (and we know who you are):

Your most loyal Fraulein Frankenfeinstein has gathered herself today, to posts expositories, commentaries and expoundings on the goings on of our dear leader and his most trusted, loyal Eric "take one for der Führer" Holder and our beloved, innocent as virgin, Hillary "what difference at this point, does it make" Clinton. (special acknowledgements to: Lois Lerner & Douglas Shulman, as well as others not to be named as they have not been exposed!)

These are the peoples we need to imitate, glorify, pay homage too and offer bribes .... expanding bonuses, are they not?!

Do not be fearful of the rumors of impeachings or firings. Comrade Holder, besides being dutifully loyal and enlarging his overseas bank accounts, is knowing he will be taking bullet after bullet for dear leader and sinking with the ship.... as needed.

And as we know, the only peoples being investigated and anal examined, are evil Rethugs and Tea peoples, who want to destroy glorious Leaders leading from behind. Loyal Comrade Holder is not responsible for any paper or papers he signed to investigate Fox News subversive and his subversive, anti- peoples ideas! And if he were, what difference at this point, does it make!?

Rest at easy (after you have finished your gulag work!!!!) -- our beloved IRS will remain strong, true to the cause and filled with comrades reaching into our pockets!! .... other peoples pockets!!

Comrade Fraulein, I think we here on The Cube all know who's really in charge of the federal government and by extension in charge of our lives.

The President knows nothing. The Vice President knows nothing. The Attorney General knows nothing. The head of the IRS knows nothing. The Secretary of State knows nothing. And it goes allllll the way down, until you reach the people who make the decisions that keep America moving FORWARD!

This is intentional, Fraulein - neither our foreign enemies nor our domestic ones - the Tea Party, for instance - would ever think to hold the people who are actually in charge accountable.

It's very progressive, Comrade. And it's working.

It may be time to trade in the eagle as a symbol.

Comrade Comrade,
Great seal for the DOJ and all that is missing is 'you'.

Comrade Comrade, you are truly the comrade's comrade with your displayick symbolic symbol! You would be awarded an Award but since the Rethug's sequester, we are compete out. &%$#!!

Comrade Putout, the face is familiar of long known Chicago thug... Comrade, but I am thinking having a white man above glorious dear leader and dear leader 2nd in command (or so), is not appropriate and might be -- offensive. (spit)

Yes. Let's give the IRS heraldry a remake. Blazon this. Azur: An Eagle vollant proper with taxpayer in its talons pants pockets reversed emptied over a semi of roundels, argent.
Motto: In Hoc Ferever.

OCCUPY IRS -- Susan L. Anderson, wife of former IRS Commissioner Douglas Shulman (during whose tenure the IRS began targeting tea-parties, conservative organizations and their donors as well as providing confidential tax information to political adversaries of tea-parties, conservatives, and Republicans) joned Occupy Wall Street and was a leader in Occupy DC.


--KOOK

To stop all those reactionary attacks against IRS, EPA etc. for being partial, the kongress must past a law to change their names to OIRS, OEPA, and so on, to show that they clearly and unequivocally belong to our great leader forever! Any questions?

Kim Junk-Ill 킴정크악 wrote:To stop all those reactionary attacks against IRS, EPA etc. for being partial, the kongress must past a law to change their names to OIRS, OEPA, and so on, to show that they clearly and unequivocally belong to our great leader forever! Any questions?

ah, Comrade 킴정크악, you have replaced your thinking cap with an obamacap. What a glorious idea, which will be redistributed and passed on to dear leader. You may expect one extra Vodka Ration to be redistributed from some loyal Comrade's account to yours! (and do not tell of such and blabbering to all .... and please forward yourpayment donation to my email- PayPal account for redistribution to the worthy cause of dear leader himself.)