The People's Cube - Political Satire

Dear Comrades,

The patriotic citizens of Atherton, California Oblast, have long been known for their loyalty to the Party and sacrifices they have given for the progress of Socialism in America. Many of their residents have worked diligently for the Party during the Great Patriotic Wars of 2008 and 2012, helping to guarantee the universal acclamation of Comrade Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama as the true voice of the Masses.

Now, these good Socialists have asked the Party to assist them in the redistribution of their burdens of hosting frequent political activities to other Oblasts, like Nebraska and Wyoming, who are never asked to sacrifice for the good of the workers and peasants of the USSA.

Of course, these regions have much fewer Party members, but we must remember that the Party works for all the People, and so even non-Party members are obligated to contribute to the Party's activities.

Since Party activities often involve a great deal of sanitation services due the large number of support staff, such as Party-approved protesters and agitators that accompany Party officials, our comrades in Atherton have asked that all sanitation services be nationalized so that the burden of cleaning up after Party activities be distributed to all the other citizens who benefit from the Party's care and protection.

Once the USSA central authorities assume control of local sanitation services budgetary and financial mechanisms, the local Commune of Atherton will be freed to conduct further agitation activities without being concerned with having to clean up afterwards, knowing that the Federal government will sweep away that which is not needed.

Comrades, agitate for nationalization of Public Sanitation! Let us share equally in the struggle for Party Post-Party Clean-up!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

I will donate the Craptek crapper to the cause:

Right, right, right. That's just what we need. Sure. We have to abolish freedom and impose socialism because the clean-up costs after protests for socialism are so onerous.

Right.

Bwaaaaa!!!! You commies are doing all this craziness just to drive me absolutely certifiably bonkers! Yarrhhhggg!!!

Most high praises to the Party for these achievements!

I might be exposing the Inner Party details (and will report myself to proper Party officials if I need to), but this is most excellent news: the nationalization of sanitation for the people!

Who else would be best suited to clean up dead corpses trash after executing purging our society of evil, unorthodox minds but government itself? Capitalists/Rethuglicans would only want a profit, or even might try to distort this necessary cleansing as "evil".

Ha! As if they know anything...

Dear Nomenklatura - I believe the heroes of Atherton have chosen the peons of Flyoverland to assist in cleanup efforts for the Common Good ™ upon witnessing their ability to recover quickly after natural disasters. In doing so they can turn the irksome trait of self-reliance into a tool for the advancement of Party goals.