The People's Cube - Political Satire

Dear Comrades,

Comrade President Barack Barackovich Obama has ordered the Coptic Christian community of Egypt to stop their bourgeois complains about being robbed, raped, and murdered by the peaceful Islamist movement guided by Comrade Emir and President Mohammed Morsi.

Comrade Obama, preparing for his State-authorized vacation and diplomatic tour of Africa, has instructed emissaries to Egypt that he does not want his trip disturbed by anti-Morsi protests while he is on the continent, nor at any time before or afterwards.

Those who know Comrade Obama know that he is a light sleeper and that such protests are inconsiderate of his need for sleep after an exhausting daily schedule of a four-hour basketball practice, followed by numerous fundraising calls in preparation for his first run as Full President of the USSA in 2016

Videos of the rape and murder of Copts often do not show how Coptic Christians, through their resistance to Sharia law as implemented by the Muslim Brotherhood of Egypt, are fully deserving of their punishment for non-compliance with Egyptian and US goals for the Middle East.

The White Fortress is working closely with Saudi Arabia and Egypt towards the goal of establishing a Socialist Caliphate in the Middle East, which will struggle for the progress of all workers, peasants, and nomads in the region.

Coptic Christians are expected to be silent when their non-conformism is treated with remedial assaults and mob-group therapy. In fact, they should be grateful that the Moslem community of Egypt is even willing to work with them and not expel them with all the other Petty Bourgeoisie in Egypt.

Support the Islamic Socialist Emirate of Egypt! Silence Christian opposition to political rape therapy!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

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Islam and Freedom of Speech according to WikiIslam:

The concept of ‘freedom of speech' is derived from the Capitalist ideology that is based on the belief that God and religion should be separated from life's affairs (secularism). Human beings define how to live their lives free of the constraints of religion which is why freedom of individual, ownership, religion and speech are essential cornerstones of Capitalism. The right to speak and what are the limits of speech are therefore all defined by human beings.
This view completely contradicts Islam. In Islam it is the Creator of human beings Allah سبحانه وتعالى who gave the right of speech to people and defined the limits on what is acceptable and unacceptable speech.

President Obama would probably like to substitute the word "Allah" for "State," but other than that, he agrees with his Muslim comrades: "It is the State that gave the right of speech to people and defined the limits on what is acceptable and unacceptable speech."

Obviously these so-called rapes and so-called murders are because, Bush. Dear Leader is doing his best to make up for, well, Bush, and certainly a few dozen more tanks and F-16s would/will make all the difference! But it takes time to collect those tax dollars; and in the mean time, what's a good Misloom to do with his peaceful rage and frustration?

Really, it's best to just think of these "women" as a temporary pressure valve and little more.

Comrade ROCK,

Apparently, you have not followed Party analysis of the Egyptian situation. The Egyptian Army high command leadership are all graduates of American military schools during the First Bush Reactionary Regime. The field senior officers are likewise graduates of the Second Bush Reactionary Regime. They cannot be trusted as loyalists to the Socialist Emirate, even though the Baath Party of Egypt has traditionally held a socialist platform, which devolved into Fascist dictatorships until the glorious Arab Spring and the return of Internationalism to the Middle East.

Comrade B. B. Obama is helping Comrade Emir Morsi to establish one of the key ingredients in what is necessary to establish a People's Socialist Caliphate.

The larger danger is Israel, which has backed the plans for the Emirate, until several accidental cannibal incidents with the Free Syrian Army spooked their weak Socialists. Now, they are looking more towards the alliance of Shiite Trotskyites. By switching allegiance away from the Sunni Caliphate, which has protected Israel over the last 30 years, those wily Jews are threatening to destabilize the entire region and the USSA, which redistributes equal shares of the people's Wealth to Egypt and Israel, and that any departure from the agreement would mean an entire reappraisal of American socialism plans in the Middle East.


Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

Nomenklatura-climber wrote:Comrade ROCK,

Apparently, you have not followed Party analysis of the Egyptian situation. The Egyptian Army high command leadership are all graduates of American military schools during the First Bush Reactionary Regime. The field senior officers are likewise graduates of the Second Bush Reactionary Regime.

Precisely, Comrade. It's because, Bush.

Those who know Comrade Obama know that he is a light sleeper

This is something of an overstatement. He has been known to sleep through, err,... certain events undisturbed.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Is there a scalping price on that post spot Comrade Square?

I started making that post but had to stop and take care of an urgent issue at home. A few hours later I finished posting and only afterwards saw your question. That should teach me to read the thread before posting.

In fact, the picture of Obama holding his mouth was an afterthought. I originally wanted to post this, but couldn't find the proper caption. The options were:

"Repeat after me, Islam is the religion of peace"
"Peace is the absence of opposition to Islam."

But I'd rather make it about the freedom of speech. Perhaps, the Cube kollektive can help me find the right wording.

"Don't lose your head and insult Islam."

"If you can't say something nice, we'll cut off your head."

Hats Heads off to Allah!

Voltaire - "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

Found this on a friend's Facebook page:

High time these whining Christians and Jews are silenced. What a negative bunch. The Feast of Unleavened Bread? What's with all the leaven bigotry. And this Last Supper thing, what's that all about. Progressives would have the First Supper or Next Supper. Hey, you can only have one LAST of anything. Total re-education is in order.