The Obama administration is asking the Karl Marx Treatment Center for help in promoting new health-care coverage that millions of Americans can sign up for beginning Oct. 1.

Health and Human Services Secretary Doctor Mrs. Doctor Utopia, 'The Knife,' has authorized $3,567,497,345,124,342,333 from the ObamaCare budget to promote ObamaCare. She said that she has spoken to KMTC officials, describing them as "actively and enthusiastically engaged, because they see health promotion as one of the things that they think is good for the country."

The head of KMTC, The Extraordinary Doctor Utopia, said: "We are implementing a full-throtle campaign to convince young healthy Americans who otherwise wouldn't want or need health insurance that they really do want it. They need protection."

"Accidentally getting your legs broken, your home or apartment burning down in the middle of the night, falling down stairs, the brakes suddenly failing in your car - these are the kinds of bad health-care related things that can happen to young people without insurance.

KMTC intends to raise awareness in the young healthy community about these threats to their health. They need protection."

"To offset the costs of previously costly customers, millions of young healthy people WILL enroll in ObamaCare. Young people need protection or bad things can and do happen to them," he said. "Preventive care is smart care. The KMTC firmly believes in protection from untimely injuries and death. Accidents are the number-one cause of untimely injuries and death in the young healthy uninsured demographic. They are not immortal. We make that clear and simple to understand. All they have to do is buy the insurance and they will get all the protection from accidents they need. It's simple preventative care and sure beats being unprotected."

Yanno, many years ago (1958?) they found a dead guy in the county I lived in. They had no way to identify him, so they put makeup on him and took a picture of him and published it in the newspaper in case somebody might recognize him.

He looked very much like the photo of Sebelius.

I would not make this up. It was creepy then, and it's creepy now.

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"Nice kneecaps, would be a shame if something happened to them."

Or, in this case, "Nice dental work..."

And Furthermore...

Why am I thinking about the RICO Act?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act