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7/2/2013, 12:39 pm
Vladimir_Scratchanitch
Comrades-
Like every wife I had, FLOTUS now complains that she is in prison-
It sure is a good thing she has been able to spend million$ in state funds for a perpetual vacation.
Otherwise, this "feeling of being in prison" can sound pretty bad by the time her divorce lawyer gets done frosting and decorating the cake.
Meanwhile-
7/2/2013, 1:36 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
RELEASE FLATUS!
7/2/2013, 1:57 pm
Capt. Commie
Comrade Tovarichi, don't you mean "Release the Kraken!"?
7/2/2013, 2:18 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
In this case, results are identical.
7/2/2013, 2:42 pm
Ivan Betinov
Poor little bird, trapped in a gilded cage. Of course she needs to spend milions of dollars escaping whenver possible...to do less would be inhuman, sequester be damned.
7/2/2013, 4:08 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
Ah yes, the wonderful life in the gulag. Such a luck female unit, she it.
7/2/2013, 4:26 pm
Vladimir_Scratchanitch
Poor FLOTUS whines that WH is a prison; #MichellesPrison locks up the giggles
Posted at 12:27 pm on July 2, 2013 by Twitchy Staff
Has some great remarks, like-
#MichellesPrison- Yesterday, I watched the chain gang breaking down rocks. Tiffany's is an ugly, ugly place.
7/2/2013, 4:43 pm
El Presidente
The Michelleshank Redemption
7/2/2013, 8:56 pm
Captain Craptek
7/2/2013, 9:38 pm
Red Square
Comrade Chery, who doesn't have a Cube account yet, emailed me this:
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We must unite to free Michelle Obama. She is unhappily serving us—in
that heinous prison, the White House.
FREE MICHELLE!!
7/2/2013, 11:15 pm
Imperatorskiy Pingvin
7/2/2013, 11:26 pm
Vladimir_Scratchanitch
Red Square wrote:Comrade Chery, who doesn't have a Cube account yet,
Obviously Comrade Red Square, Comrade Chery is one in the Kollective and her membership must be expedited post hastily.
7/2/2013, 11:37 pm
TheFineReport.com
The First Lady and the girth lady
7/2/2013, 11:38 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
BAM!
Barbara 1, Moochelle 0
7/4/2013, 8:55 am
Chairman Meow
