The People's Cube - Political Satire

Dear Comrades,

The Department of Social Justice has mobilized its Community Relations Agitational Services to Florida Oblast in order to awaken the sleeping Masses to the violence perpetrated upon them by White Hispanics.

The CRAS works quietly throughout the USSA to raise Social consciousness and encourage proper political activity throughout the State. Special Agents of this unit are equipped to train protesters to be more effective in agitating for Party policies and goals.

In particular, the case of the murderous George Zimmerman in Florida has become an icon representation of the daily suppression of African-American Socialists at the hands of White Hispanic Kulaks in gated communities.

Citizen Zimmerman ruthlessly slayed the poor child Trayvon Martin, whose only crime was to be high on marijuana while pummeling the Petty Bourgeois stalker. Dear Trayvon only wanted to playfully reenact one of his favorite pro-wrestling shows, when the wicked Zimmerman (who is also suspected of being a Zionist) shot him dead in cold blood rather than allowing the playful Trayvon to briefly indulge in his innocent childlike fantasy!

The outrage of this crime demands proper attention from the workers and peasants of the USSA, who can learn important lessons about the need for a Universal Disarmament and Pacification Plan as proposed by the Socialist Democratic Party, in addition to the benefits of universal public housing where all citizens would feel equally welcome to traverse any neighborhood in the middle of the night.

The CRAS may also be used as ‘peacekeepers' to identify and eliminate non-harmonious political activity which may run contrary to the instructions of Commissar of Social Justice, Comrade Eric Holder. In the best interests of Progress, social conformity is essential, and the CRAS is tasked with ensuring that all public political expressions are properly orchestrated and controlled by Party organs.

Citizens who are aware of political organizing in their area, particularly with the intention of public agitation, are requested to report such activity to the Department of Social Justice, so that the CRAS may be dispatched to correctly administer any political expressions that may emerge from such groups.

We thank the DOSJ for controlling political agitation! Citizens, the Community Relations Agitational Services will show us the way to have orderly and effective political protests!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

I wrote the part about the ‘poor child' before reading the story that the prosecutors in the Trayvon Martin case now, after the defense rested, want to add child abuse to the charges. I swear this nation is getting weirder and weirder by the day.

And now for a Public Service Announcement

Comrades. Just in case the jury in the Zimmerman political criminal trial screws up and decides their verdict based on the evidence, Sanford, Florida officials have released a most inspiring Public Service Announcement.

In this most glorious Public Service Announcement our fellow community agitators are being encouraged to “raise your voices, not your hands.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... AN_siaEpQA

Apparently, informing the public that rioting will not be tolerated and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law is to complex to be understood by some in the Sanford community, therefore, public officials have created a free-style rap to The Peoples encouraging them not to tear things up.

If I were not so progressive I might be embarrassed at the fact that white liberals think so little of the African American intellect that they believe the only way to communicate with “those people” is to go Jay-Z on them with a little flow. The glorious "soft bigotry of low expectations" is alive in well, my fellow liberals. Keep up the good work!

The DOJ commissars/activists will soon be distributed these badges.

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It is the duty of the DOSJ to be biased. Justice is what we say it is.

Comrades,

Apparently the DOJ has it all wrong. Zimmerman (The Zionist) is not only partially White<spit>, but is also a good portion Peruvian. Which only makes it logical, Zimmerman is not in strict accordance with our Nation's black supremacist views and is an advocate of a "good ole boy" system, and deserves to go down.




Just look at him . . . He makes me sick.