7/14/2013, 5:03 pm
Obama & Holder Send America Back in Time! Entire nation now in the 1950s and '60s!
"President B. Husseinovich Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder have utilized arcane technology and sent America back in time fifty years, to the time of the race riots and marches of the '50s and '60s - for the good of the People!" stated noted scientist H.G. Sharpton outside the doors of his laboratory at MIT.
Dr. Sharpton noted that during early trials of the Race Card Time Machine some photos had been taken of a 12 year old Trayvon Martin and given to the press.
While most Americans are shocked at suddenly finding themselves back in an earlier time, certain Teabagger flat earthers claim that they knew all along this was going to happen:
"Yeah, we saw it coming, especially since if the president and the attorney general had sons they'd look like Trayvon," said Jefferson Adams, of the Tea Party.
Officials with the Obama Administration had no comment, other than to say that gasoline was cheap again and that it burns really well during race riots.
