The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, compatriots and compadres:

I stole .... was given a progressive thought by our fellow Peoples Comrade, who I hesitate to suggest, goes by the initials Comrade R.O.C.K. But a good idea is always worth stealing borrowing, is it not?

We at the Peoples Cube will be offering Hoodies, Sweating Shirts and other supporting private wear, for your enjoyment. These attires will be known as: Support Your Weiner, Support Your Dear Leader, Support Your Marxist Official Fraulein Frankenfeinstein Hoodies'n More.

These wearables will be available a week from next Tuesday a month from now, at The People's Cube Iced Tea and Skittles Kool- Aid Stand.

You may pre-order your special People's Attire as well as design your own for redistribution! (which will reduce the investigative wing of the IRS, EPA,FBI and NSA from paying too much attention to our goings on).

Here are a few design to be choosing from, which are most remarkable, if I must say myself.... and I must. But do not forget to design your own design to support Prince Trayvon and our own comrade in despair, Carlos Danger Weiner.

Comrade Fraulein, I am indeed honored that you have moved FORWARD! with my racist concept, but I must stress - I didn't suggest that!

It took a Cube, Comrade.

I shall be putting in my pre-order forthwith!

One of his online partners suggested that Weiner is a 30-seconds man.

A Jewish man married to a Muslim woman from Muslim Brotherhood. Now I have seen everything.

I have long held that American liberal Jews pay lip service to Israel and then mind their own damn business.

Fraulein,

Please give my best wishes to comrade in despair, Carlos Dangling Weiner when you see him. I will be ordering soon, but first must spend time on a slogan that's vaguely related to my daily purpose in life - something like "Our Nuts Are Your Nuts", or, "Party Nuts" - something like that. I'll get back to you on this...

Captain Craptek wrote:Fraulein,

Please give my best wishes to comrade in despair, Carlos Dangling Weiner when you see him. I will be ordering soon, but first must spend time on a slogan that's vaguely related to my daily purpose in life - something like "Our Nuts Are Your Nuts", or, "Party Nuts" - something like that. I'll get back to you on this...

I.... The Party leadership is most impressed with your nuts, Comrade Craptek, and they will be taken under due consideration. "our Nuts Are Your Nuts" should be added to the Party's slogan!

And in honor of Comrade Weiner and nuts, every early pre-order will receive a free pair of Weiner Supporter supporters.

DO NOT FORGET TO PRE-ORDER ALL ORDERS.... (Big Bro is always watching)

Our Weiner is the center of attention (Billy Clinton must be green with envy):

It's hard to keep a good Weiner down, Comrade Fraulein!

It seems Weiner is drooping in the polls... he may be spent...

Comrade Fraulein, it seems one of your minions got the "front" and "back" designations reversed on the Moo hoodie ....

I am thinking that the back is the front and the back is the back, but what is, is what is, Comrade Marx.

Yes, Comrade Weiner is drooping but I have faith in our New York socialist and they will prevail with. After all, "More Weiner Is Better Weiner" and it gets no better than Weiner... unless Comrade Clinton is hustling the ladies.

WARNING: Avoid thorn bushes and tight places while climbing around. I was dangling by my hoodie hood for 2 hours earlier today!

Frau!

In Socialist solidarity I am happy to inform that 'The Peoples Navy Galley' has also created a dish to honor our future Mayor Weiner to support your cause. We will also be offering a free shot of vodka prior to enjoying the meal. So let us pour you a stiff one as we present our latest culinary creation for the masses.

Many gracias, Comrade Woogums, I am thinking the little Mrs. Hummana... Hunmma.... Hunga... whatever, will gobble that up.

Frau,

Your looking as lovely as ever. I do think Wiener's soul mate will also enjoy partaking in our culinary delight. Rumor has it that she is no stranger to a wiener crown and has had it dished out to her many times before.

Socialisticly yours,

Commodore Woogums

I am thinking you are filled with correctness, Comrade Woogums... Hummmna, Humann, whatever, has already produced one Weiner. It would be most progressive to produce another Weiner for future Weiner political contribution... and I hear Tweeting is going places. Who does not want to enjoy more little Weiners???