7/30/2013, 10:34 am
Dear Comrades,
In numerous polls taken by the Party's Directorate of Political Opinion Formation, Young Socialist Women have a favorable opinion of Comrade Anthony Weiner by a factor of more than 78%.
To them, Comrade Weiner is not only known as a reliable Socialist, but also as a symbol of equality for a people-group that often finds itself needing to send sexually explicit photos in the course of normal relationships.
For the last decade, many female peasants and workers of the USSA have found that having relationships with men requires them to send their male counterparts nude photos, lest the male's attention drift off into his vast online pornographic resources. Therefore, ‘sexting' developed into a phenomenon that not only helped males and females strengthen the meaningful aspects of their relationships, but also freed women from the bonds of bourgeois morality and its decadent approach to female sexuality.
However, women have noted that men lag in their participation, not meeting their own quotas of sexually demeaning photography and thus not fully benefiting from the post-objectification of gender that our Socialist society has provided for our benefit.
On the other hand, women with less political development, who harbor reactionary tendencies, also criticize Young Socialist women for photographing themselves, even though such behavior is beneficial to society, motivating citizens to support restrictions-free abortion and reliance on State services rather than the constraints of family.
Comrade Weiner has demonstrated to men that women desire them to share in their equality by participating in the egalitarianism of sexting as both a male and female activity. After all, why would we call a male a ‘pervert' for photographing himself when our American Media Collective routinely distributes to the Proletariat images of our female Entertainment Heroes in all manner of undress and wardrobe malfunction?
This comes to the core of the controversy: the unfair standards that Proletarian men are held to by the capitalists who seek to suppress healthy and natural male sexuality for their own profit! Men need to break free from these social relics of the imperialist past and release their inner desires.
It is only when men can truly express their inner desires, as women do through sexting, that men can fully appreciate the joys of socialism.
All men and women are inspired by Weiner!
Agitate for the equality of the sexes in sexting!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
